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Jevans

Someone who likes to pick on someone to make them self's look bigger.
Just because he knows them, we can't
If he knows someone, you can't
Thinks he knows everyone
Takes Stuff Too far
Measures his dick with his best friend. Yet calls other people ' gay '
Jevans: How do u know that guy?
Someone: I met him.
Jevans: No i know him, he would think your a guy cunt

Someone: Dude... stop being a Jevans
by Jevans, you know who this is September 21, 2011
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jevas

how a squirrel says ice cream, also spelled lluevah/s

try it!
baghtjjjg ugrkgsrgo kgaerhmll lluevah/s(jevas)!
"this is very good ice cream!"

jevas is pronounced - jhe-vah
by Hairy Longkak February 11, 2009
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Javaism

(Full name) The Temple of Javaism

The Java equilvalant of Judaism. Javaism does indeed have a savior, so it is much different then Judaism but the aforementioned phrase still remains true. Javaism's God has three parts.

Father- Lord Gosling
Son - Josh Hennessey
Spirit - Javas Christ

All are supple names for the Javac God.

The religion was founed by a Bovellian named Dennis. A Zuppe or Zoop is also involved as well as Josh Hennessey himself. Another unidentified being has aided in the contstruction of this religion but it currently undefined at the time.

One who practices Javaism is called a Jav.
Javaism has just found its roots but already a conspiracy has spawned. That a Bovellian may be using it as a ploy for world dominatoin. The validity of this rumor is undecided.
Hey you stupid Jav! Got back to your temple and practice your dumb Javaism!
by Krispy March 31, 2005
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jemais vu

Sensation of have never been through a situation that is being produced for first time.

Opposite of: déjà vu
Tobias: woah bro, i just had a jemais vu, i had the feeling i never raped anybody before.
Jeremias: because you hadn't idiot
by Sepiaa July 23, 2017
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jenais

God has answered, but in the bad side a Jenais is untrustworthy, also a Jenais likes the latest cringy trends.
Jenais is my friend.
by Hi I am..... May 8, 2018
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jevastus

Hey jevastus, how are you?
by Jevastus January 9, 2018
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Jevisha

A person who is amazingly beautiful, intelligent and original. Jevisha is probably the best friend you’ll ever meet, if you know a jevisha, make sure you don’t loose her. She is the defination of a true beauty. All boys seems to be attracted to her and consider her extremely beautiful, hot and sassy . Her personality is the best thing about her . She is a natural leader.
Oh god ! I wish jevisha was girl friend.
by Tjeonv22 November 25, 2021
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