Jersey Jesus Walker

A woman wearing a floor-length maxi dress (most likely with spaghetti straps) made of jersey, resembling Jesus in his robes.

JJWs usually wear gladiator sandals and have a blatant disregard for the rule of summer that demands bare legs.

"Gross...there's another Jersey Jesus Walker hiding her cankles."

by flosie August 3, 2009

Jesus Walkers

Jesus Walkers are the flip-flop sandals that metrosexuals wear with their faded jeans and frosted hair

"Oh shit, it would appear Josh is wearing those God damn, mutha fucking Jesus walkers again. Let's jump his ass!

by John Boy December 22, 2004

If Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land

I stole this from Bo burnham

Bo burnham: I’m so hashtag deep
Me: what a lit song

Bo: if Jesus can walk on water, can he swim on land?
Me: imma steal that and post it on urban dictionary

by Karen Chungus February 7, 2019

Walked with Jesus

The most hilarious and light-hearted euphemism to indicate that your shit, has indeed, been jacked.

Friend: "Hey dude, where's your TV?"
You: "Well, you see, it walked with Jesus."

by Sagely One July 7, 2009

jess walker

A lax Diva who is fabulous

Yo, I saw Jess Walker last night. She's such a lax diva!

by jdubs2792 May 25, 2014

jesuswalk

A really long walk, like the kind people in Jesus' times had to make because they didn't have Hondas yet.

Steve: "Man I was just going to the corner store but I decided to keep walking and was out for 2 hours!"
Jim: "Damn, quite a jesuswalk there!"

by tropez December 4, 2010

Jesuswalker

An individual, or group of people that walk on faith through the byways towns and cities, reminding people that Jesus is Lord to the Glory of God (YAH) the Father, usually by a sign attached to both their chest and back. They walk on faith, worship in both spirit and truth, as the Apostles of old. Known for sleeping under bridges , fields, and using freight trains to travel between towns. They pray against enemy strong holds, praying over individuals, casting out demonic spirits, and sharing everything. Jesus walkers travel year around despite weather conditions, and in the last decade , the Jesus Walker movement has spread to several countries and almost every state in America.

I saw a Jesuswalker praying over somebody today in front of the gas station.

by WtSherman March 4, 2026