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jessicle

Refers a specific sort of virus in a sometimes tall human being with clubhead tendencies and a lack in understanding the real word. Symptoms include: mild to intermediate alcoholism, voluntary insomnia, flailing arms and stiff legs when dancing. people around them may feel cold sweats, momentary diarrhea, headaches, and a loss of self worth. The term is not to be confused with testicle.
Omg look over there at that tall person in the club ...

woah, shes a total jessicle.
by DaveEW66 December 30, 2011
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Fessticles

n. (fes∙ti∙cals) A compound word derived from the French slang "fess" (Eng. "buttocks") and the English word "testicles". Together as a compound word they're meant to reference a woman's labia.
Don't for get to wash your fessticles Jessica!
by NFStCyr May 1, 2010
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Justicles

The balls to bring your own brand of Justice to some asshole that wronged you. Usually brought about by engaging in a bare knuckle brawl or financial ruining of said asshole, it's up to the imagination and rescources.
Dude, where are your Justicles? He just slapped your girlfriends ass!
by The Nobodys January 29, 2009
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Jesstice

Nonchalant but experiences every emotion just like everyone else. Very nice in there OWN way. Doesn't take no for an answer and very stuck up. Makes people laugh even when not trying they are all around unique.
Jesstice is very special
by anonymous March 7, 2023
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Lessticles

A combination of the words less and testicles
When a male suffers from a abnormality in size or number of nuts. This can either be having small nuts, only one nut or no nuts at all.
Gay 1: Dude whats wrong with your sack?
Gay 2: They had to amputate my left testicle... it sucks!
Gay 1: You're having lessticles!
by Jaapisgay? June 19, 2009
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Jewbsticles

Jewish mans testicles. Originaly this joke created the word Jewbs, Q: "What do you call a Jewish womans boobs?" A: "Jewbs!" The name 'Jewbs" then inspired the naming of a jewish mans testicles, 'Jewbsticles'. A Jewish man has two jewbsticles (singular jewbsticle), they dangle from his jewsack.
When my sisters Jewish boyfriend goes swimming, he wears speedo's and you can clearly see the outline of his jewbsticles because they are tight and hug his crutch.
by ambulance_x December 12, 2008
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jesticles

1.) To jest with one's testicles. (aka-tease the female)
2.) The Jewish bean often found sprouting behind one's testicle flaps.
3.) A sport in which two men joust with their ball bags supported by two gyrating metal springs. (aka - jut busting)
1.) Damn guuurl, Mark was totally using his jesticles against me last night.
2.) Omg, he was growing the largest jesticles you've ever seen.
3.) The Ferret Warriors testicles exploded upon contact with the Anal Defender in the latest jesticle match.
by Anothony and David August 21, 2006
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