To masturbate vigorously.
#1 The retard went to the corner of the classroom and started jerksterbating.
#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.
#3
Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"
#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.
#3
Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"
by cr7mercurial March 18, 2010
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Lil Sally Walker gave me the best jerusalem nut spring on our first date. I knew I was in love after that.
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Originated from the Hebrew, Yerusha.
First found in the Biblical account of King Uzziah.
Can be seen in:
"Daddy Long-Legs", a 1912 novel by an American writer, Jean Webster.
"Napoleon Dynamite" A film co-written and directed by Jared Hess and Jerusha Hess.
"Hawaii" A 1966 American film based on the novel of the same name by James A. Michener. Jerusha is the leading female character's name.
Originated from the Hebrew, Yerusha.
First found in the Biblical account of King Uzziah.
Can be seen in:
"Daddy Long-Legs", a 1912 novel by an American writer, Jean Webster.
"Napoleon Dynamite" A film co-written and directed by Jared Hess and Jerusha Hess.
"Hawaii" A 1966 American film based on the novel of the same name by James A. Michener. Jerusha is the leading female character's name.
by Jerusha M January 18, 2009
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He's an alcoholic, chain smoking journalist addicted to various drugs. His articles are all based around his belief to tell the truth and he does so with the most direct and blunt manner possible.
His bad ass qualities aren't the only reason he's such an awesome character but it's the futuristic setting he's placed in. Everything from his two headed pet cat to a home appliance that gets high.
You should definately go read transmetropolitan if you aren't a child nor are you sensitive to volience, swearing, sex and aliens.
He's an alcoholic, chain smoking journalist addicted to various drugs. His articles are all based around his belief to tell the truth and he does so with the most direct and blunt manner possible.
His bad ass qualities aren't the only reason he's such an awesome character but it's the futuristic setting he's placed in. Everything from his two headed pet cat to a home appliance that gets high.
You should definately go read transmetropolitan if you aren't a child nor are you sensitive to volience, swearing, sex and aliens.
BABEL Feedsite: "When asked about the column by our correspondent,Spider Jerusalem Laughed, shat in the camera and threw dog carcasses to an admiring audience." (#15p22)
by M____ October 1, 2007
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by ilikemonkeys23 October 29, 2021
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"Hey!! My room is outside your jerkusdiction! Gtfo, and pull up your pants!!!"
"The living room couch is in no-ones jerkusdiction, spank away."
"The living room couch is in no-ones jerkusdiction, spank away."
by SlapHappyPappy May 4, 2010
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