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Jerksterbate

#1 The retard went to the corner of the classroom and started jerksterbating.

#2 The man jerksterbated all over the woman's face because she would not make him a sandwich.

#3

Joe: "Brandon are you jerksterbating?"
Brandon: "no i umm... im just uhh"
Joe: "better fucking not be"
by cr7mercurial March 18, 2010
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Jerusalem nut spring

When a nappy headed hoe pours piping hot water in her mouth and garggles while your big nuts are in her mouth.
Lil Sally Walker gave me the best jerusalem nut spring on our first date. I knew I was in love after that.
by Zack Marc Evan August 3, 2012
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Jerksmanship

Jerksmanship refers to the art or skill of being an expert-level jerk
Jolly good Jerksmanship, chap
by MarkDMG July 16, 2014
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Jerusha

An awesome female name that is not often seen which causes much confusion on its proper spelling.

Originated from the Hebrew, Yerusha.
First found in the Biblical account of King Uzziah.

Can be seen in:

"Daddy Long-Legs", a 1912 novel by an American writer, Jean Webster.

"Napoleon Dynamite" A film co-written and directed by Jared Hess and Jerusha Hess.

"Hawaii" A 1966 American film based on the novel of the same name by James A. Michener. Jerusha is the leading female character's name.
"Hi, my name is Jerusha!"
"What? How do you spell that?"
"Whatever, just call me Roo."
by Jerusha M January 18, 2009
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Spider Jerusalem

Spider Jerusalem is a fictional character and the protagonist of the comic book Transmetropolitan, created by writer Warren Ellis and artist Darick Robertson, published by the Vertigo of DC Comics.

He's an alcoholic, chain smoking journalist addicted to various drugs. His articles are all based around his belief to tell the truth and he does so with the most direct and blunt manner possible.
His bad ass qualities aren't the only reason he's such an awesome character but it's the futuristic setting he's placed in. Everything from his two headed pet cat to a home appliance that gets high.

You should definately go read transmetropolitan if you aren't a child nor are you sensitive to volience, swearing, sex and aliens.
BABEL Feedsite: "When asked about the column by our correspondent,Spider Jerusalem Laughed, shat in the camera and threw dog carcasses to an admiring audience." (#15p22)
by M____ October 1, 2007
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jerusha

A girl that will literally make your jaw drop when you see her because of how pretty she is. She could deadass pull all the men in the world if she wanted to. She has beautiful hair and like the cutest smile ever. Also shes like bare intellectual too so like she a whole package and she makes the BEST pasta. She wifey material. Not only that she is a very loyal friend and will always pick up your facetimes.
Person 1: Your friend is so amazing
Me: ofc she is. she's jerusha
by ilikemonkeys23 October 29, 2021
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Jerkusdiction

The area defined in a set domicile (in which more than one person dwells) where one may masturbate without encroaching on anyone else's territory.
"Hey!! My room is outside your jerkusdiction! Gtfo, and pull up your pants!!!"
"The living room couch is in no-ones jerkusdiction, spank away."
by SlapHappyPappy May 4, 2010
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