by grimey929 June 28, 2012
Get the Sperm jerkers mug.Jeff is such a turtle jerker, he's been working at RealSavvy for 10 years and gets shit on all day, and nobody is jerking his turtle.
by L_Hol September 21, 2018
Get the Turtle Jerker mug.The name given to a woman who fantasizes about jacking a male off or has already perfomed the act. Usually a sluttish bitch.
by X@ February 12, 2008
Get the Jesse Jerker mug.The bespectacled cat of eBaumsworld. He was once a feral kitty, but was rescued by the fine ladies of the Eureka Board of Women, which brought him out of a life of scrounging for MeowMix containers from behind the 7-11 on Compton Blvd. He enjoys chasing rabbits, abusing other household pets, eating raw hamburger, scratching himself, gettin' down with a fat sack of catnip and sleeping all day.
He likes: hot women, hot food and a hot shower. Dislikes: uneducated fools that try to spout nonsense, idiots that take themselves way too seriously and most of all he hates GRAMMAR MISTAKES.
He tends to be long winded and preachy, but overall he is a funny cat that makes folks laugh.
His most favorite thing in the world: offending anyone he can on eBaumsworld. MAWWWRRR!
He likes: hot women, hot food and a hot shower. Dislikes: uneducated fools that try to spout nonsense, idiots that take themselves way too seriously and most of all he hates GRAMMAR MISTAKES.
He tends to be long winded and preachy, but overall he is a funny cat that makes folks laugh.
His most favorite thing in the world: offending anyone he can on eBaumsworld. MAWWWRRR!
ebaumer 1: You should see how he peels potatoes!
ebaumer 2: Number 4 looks like Chris Farley!
JerkJerkins: and that is why I never feed my family onion rings....
ebaumer 2: Number 4 looks like Chris Farley!
JerkJerkins: and that is why I never feed my family onion rings....
by Senor Musk January 9, 2009
Get the JerkJerkins mug.short for "Facebook-Jerker-Offer," denoting a seriously creepy dude with very few friends who uses his time to stalk those he knows, or doesn't know, and to masturbate to pictures of them making weird faces at a camera with which they are taking a picture of themself next to any and every other person in the room.
Mark Warner is a total book jerker.
"Yo, dude, who is that chick?"
"I dunno. She's hot."
"You're a total book jerker." (Leaves)
(Touches himself)
"Yo, dude, who is that chick?"
"I dunno. She's hot."
"You're a total book jerker." (Leaves)
(Touches himself)
by fisherstaples October 19, 2009
Get the Book Jerker mug.The first wrestler to walk out to the ring in the first match of an event!
Usually a match which is just to boost up the crowd spirits for the main-event!!
Win or lose doesnt really matter because there is no title involved.
Usually a match which is just to boost up the crowd spirits for the main-event!!
Win or lose doesnt really matter because there is no title involved.
All the first matches in all wrestlemanias !!
rey mysterio vs eddie at wrestlemania 21 was a curtain jerker
rey mysterio vs eddie at wrestlemania 21 was a curtain jerker
by ligawres May 17, 2011
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