jeremy jordan

the hottest man alive

Jeremy Jordan is playing Zac Efron's part in the Broadway adaptation of the Greatest Showman.

by MightyCoffeePro February 1, 2018

Jemimah

One of the weirdest/funniest girls EVER! She always cares about your feelings and will not stop until she makes you happy. Sometimes you get mad at her but can not stay mad for long. Not afraid of ANYONE and will always fight for a friend. Whenever you're down she's the first to make you feel better. Has amazing sense of humor and very relateable. Very unique and doesn't care that she isn't "normal".

I will miss that Jemimah

You need yourself a Jemimah

by Snickers1123 May 11, 2018

Rainbow Jeremy

Ali G's mate, also known as Jezzy, from West Staines, England.

Me mate Rainbow Jeremy aint got no techmology (check out his website if you don't believe)

by Mr Crisp November 26, 2014

Jeremyism

A holy cul- religion created by the smallish beans in x-life after a fight with that weird Scottish guy (scott or something?) and being instructed by the one true jeremy!

Joel: Can you join jeremyism?
Jimmy: Y E S
Lizzie: It's a cult!

by Nish to da nash September 6, 2020

Jeramie

One of the best humans in the world. THEY ARE VERY SENSITIVE, but that’s just one negative thing compared to a million other positives. they are often happiest when people they care about are happy. they have big goals in life, that involves a lot of education and family oriented goals. they are smart, even if they don’t see it themselves.

to my bestfriend, because he is the best person in the world.

jeramie makes me so happy :)

by alex5290 June 12, 2018

Troll the Respawn, Jeremy!

An affable way to say goodbye

I have to leave for my Ten O'Clock class, Troll the Respawn, Jeremy!

by DrStrangeAL March 9, 2015

Uncle Jemima

Uncle Jemima is a crazy old fool who just wants to make liquor and show that there's more to this world than just making pancakes.

Uncle Jemima's Down Home Mash Liquor

'More fun than Pancakes!'

Uncle Jemima: Let me ask you a question: you like drinking? Well, you like drinking - who the hell don't? Well if you're like me, then you like to get bit just as fast as possible. That's why I'm proud to introduce to you...Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor. I'm Uncle Jemima! You probably know my wife, Aunt Jemima, the pancake lady! Now she says that selling booze is degrading to our people. I always say that black folk ain't exactly swellin' up with pride on the count of you flippin' flapjack. Ain't I right Sammy?

Sammy: Listen don't get me in this mess.

Then she say "why booze?" I say "Sell what you know, and I know about booze!" Uncle Jemima's Pure Mash Liquor has a 95% alcohol content - and that's per volume!

What the hell does that mean?

That means you get f***ed up for less money! Hook a brother up! Buy some of my pure mash liquor and let's show that old bitch that there's more to this world than just making pancake!

Aunt Jemima: Pancakes is ready!

Uncle Jemima: Oh you shut up woman! You're not gonna ruin this for me!

Sammy: What you swattin' at?

by rremundo July 7, 2006