Jenked

To be shook, woke or fucked up by something funny or surprising.

Melissa getting suspended got me hella jenked.

Have you seen the nose job Jess got? it jenked me up.

by Lovelifedefinitions8978 November 8, 2017

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De Jonged

When you are unexpectedly kicked in the chest by a male or female wearing cleats. Has a tendency to break multiple ribs which then puncture lungs causing internal bleeding and death.

That Guy just got De Jonged!

by Jackie Blackie July 13, 2010

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1. To bring the conversation to a perverted place there for bringing it to a halt.

2. A level of inebriation so intense as to annoy all those around you.

3. To fail with the opposite sex with an extreme intesisty.

He really janged up that conversation

He's really janged up tonight.

by BigJo November 21, 2014

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Bake Jenedict

Bake Jenedict, no relation to the real life Jake, is a side character to his one true love and main character Caylioa.

He has a bob ross style afro but like, it's NEON PINK. he wears either a hot dog costume or lobster suit and was found dead last week ((at least I think it was last week, I'm not really sure :/))

This side character will not be soon forgotten cause he'll just keep showing up till someone gets too annoyed with him and takes him out.

GUY1-So then I took a potato chip and I-

BAKE-Hi guys! Oh boy I sure do love my main character and one true love Caylioa!

GUY2(in a whisper)-Please just get rid of him already.

GUY1(now holding a note book)-Yeah yeah I'm on it-

*Caylioa appears and shoots bake, saving the day.*

GUY1(putting the book away)-Well never mind then.

GUY1-Thank god, that Bake Jenedict was the worst!

by Justadumbassontheinternet January 12, 2022

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