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Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

When a Mommy and a Daddy love each other very much, and Mommy is having her bleedy time, Daddy does Mommy in the vag, then puts his bloody cock in her pooper, then slaps his multicolored dong between her butt cheeks. It's like a special hug.
Today at school I learned that the peanut butter and jelly sandwich is where babies come from!
by wherey'at November 26, 2009
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penutbutter and jelly sandwitch

a penutbutter and jelly sandwitch is very simple. You take 2 peices of bread and spread penutbutter on one slice and jelly on the other. Then you put the two peices together and eat. there are many different versions of this such as: penutbutter and banana, penutbutter and marshmellow fluf, ect.
hey mom, and you get me a penutbutter and jelly sandwitch please?
by jake burnt May 11, 2006
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Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich

A sandwich comprised of Penis Butter (Sperm, Semen, Ejaculate, Cum, Baby Gravy, Baby Batter, Horny Muffins, Knob Slime, Peace Grease, Dick Goo, Ectoplasm of The Nether, Spoofs...etc.) and the popular personal lubricant K.Y. Jelly. Often said as a joke or sang in substitution of the old "Peanut Butter and Jelly " song features on the 90's popular kids TV show Barney the Dinosaur.

Example of a joke with a friend if they don't like something.: (See Example Below)

Other example: look up Barney Peanut butter and Jelly and change the words, you will see where the idea came from.
"Wow, why don't you just go and eat a Penis Butter and K.Y. Jelly Sandwich!?"
by IronFistAlchemist June 17, 2018
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Jelly Sandwich

Is when you put jelly between some breasts and proceed to titty fuck them.

You can add peanut butter for a little bit of resistance
I gave her a jelly sandwich and then she licked all the jelly off my johnson.
by Dirt D May 7, 2009
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Peanut Butter And Jelly Sandwich

"The Act of a woman taking a dump while on her period wearing a tampon"
"Honey!" "i just made a peanut butter and jelly sandwich between my legs!"
by Koch Master June 20, 2009
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nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich

A nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwich is a sandwich made from bread, cum, and jellied cum-shots.
Matt packed me a lunch with his nut-butter & cum-jelly sandwiches!
by eda-skip October 13, 2021
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Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich

An american concoction in which a sandwich is created consisting of Peanut Butter, Jelly, and Bread, in little time, yet full of awsomness
Dude1 : If the zombie apocalypse started right now, what would you bring with you?

Dude2 : Idk...(thinking)... oh yeah, the peanut butter and jelly and lots of bread

Dude1 : F**k yeah! Peanut Butter and Jelly Sandwich's for life!
by kadugan June 9, 2012
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