jastinate

To anally violate someone with a foreign object, as with a flagpole, broom, etc.

Sherri came flying out of nowhere and before I knew it I had been jastinated.

by Michelle September 10, 2003

Juasta

A religion in which tin foil is placed on the teeth.

I am juastican. Plural of juasta.

by Religion pidgeon December 10, 2019

Juasta

Juasta is a type of religion that is mostly defined by a person wearing tin foil on their teeth. You can only be born into the Juasta religion.

What religion are you from?
Oh, I am from a very special religion called Juasta.

by Religion pidgeon December 10, 2019

Jasty

Something that is old news. Such as an old video, picture or news link posted on a forum.

SliceSlice: Hey TSR, did you hear about Dead Rising 2: Off the Record?
Maxstats: Jasty.

by Maxstats October 23, 2011

Juastican

The plural of Juasta.
Someone who is a part of the religion Juasta

Friend 1: you bro! Wanna come to my bible study?
Friend 2: sorry bro! I’m juastican!

by Goattcheese December 14, 2019

Jastajiah

jastajiah is an excellent dick sucker she loves to shoot hoops run track and is fine asf pulls anyone's nigga and has around 3 real friends some fake friends,rats,and snakes around her cause she is just cool to hang around

Jastajiah has plenty of associates

by justgoated January 15, 2020

Gedai jasto

Nepali. गेडै जस्तो

Like balls.

Phrase often uttered to express utter frustration/annoyance.

Gedai jasto jindagi! गेडै जस्तो जिन्दगी!

by thenepalinightmare July 30, 2018