Jay and Silent Bob

The most amazing stoner duo to ever appear in a Hollywood movie.

Those two were in all Kevin Smith's best movies:

-Clerks
-Mallrats
-Chasing Amy
-Dogman
-Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
-Oh, and that short-lived cartoon based on Clerks.
That show was the shit, man.

by Celeste A July 16, 2008

jay and silent bob

The only good thing to ever come out of New Jersey

"Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them. Fuck them up their stupid asses..."

by asdfsfasdfsg44sdf April 22, 2008

Jay And Silent Bob

Whenever you find the person who was talking shit about you online and you meet them irl to to give them the hands

Guy 1: Aye, you hear about Tom?
Guy 2: Naw, what happened?
Guy 1: Some dude was trolling him on FB. And he got his address.
Guy 2: Damn, he's gonna get that Jay And Silent Bob....

by TreyGanzCCG June 12, 2018

jay and silent bob

Jay and Silent Bob are terrible, one-note jokes that only stoners laugh at. They're fucking clown shoes. If they were real, I'd beat the shit out of them for being so stupid. I can't believe Miramax would have anything to do with this shit.

I, for one, will be boycotting this movie. Who's with me?

by B. Buster September 11, 2006

Jay And Silent Bob

Friday March 30, 2012 Jay And Silent Bob Get Old Live in concert with Film & TV Icons Jason Mewes and Kevin Smith at the Watseka Theatre 218 East Walnut Street, Watseka, Illinois 60970. The Watseka Theatre is a beautiful 1931 art deco 375 seat venue located 92 miles south of Chicago. It has a gourmet restaurant and full bar. Tickets are on sale now at the watseka Theatre boxoffice, by phone [phone] or on line at www.watsekatheatre.com .

Don't miss this outragous live comedy concert starring Jay And Silent Bob. This show is mature audiences.

by Rocmaven November 13, 2011

Jay and Silent Bob

Bluntman & Chronic is the worst comic I ever read. Jay and Silent Bob are stupid characters. A couple of stoners who spout dumb-ass catch-phrases like a third rate 'Cheech and Chong' or 'Bill and Ted'. Fuck Jay and Silent Bob. Fuck them up their stupid asses

Fucking clown shoes

by IamEugene September 11, 2006

jay and silent bob

me and my homie. we are the real life equivalent

Random guy: hey tom and daz. you two are so much like jay and silent bob. teach me how to be as cool as you
tom and daz: sorry its impossible

by tinytom December 9, 2008