puke-jaculate

The act of puking and ejaculating simultaneously.

Buddy!!! I've puke-jaculated all over this floor!

by matt311 February 16, 2014

Jaculator

Someone who jacks it alot

Go get a girlfriend already and stop being such a jaculator!

by Sonny Black Monster January 4, 2009

Jagular

A creature that hides in trees and waits for you to stand under it, at which point it proceeds to drop on you. Often times, they will call out "Hallo" and wait for you to look up prior to dropping.

John: "Did you hear what happened to Nancy?"
Carol: "No, I heard she went on a camping trip this week but I haven't seen her since. What happened?
John: "She heard a 'Hallo', looked up, and a Jagular dropped on her."
Carol: "That's too bad, I always likes Nancy!"

by TheCreature April 17, 2009

jakulito

Adopted name of certain people obsessed with masturbation (specifically males).

Also, name of an individual claiming of "Deletion of Elitist Scums".

Part of the Subahismo Network.

JaK for short.

I am Jakulito.

Jakulito says you got owned.

JaK from Minitokyo sucks.

by Jakulito June 25, 2007

Japulous

Japulous is the word to describe those asian people who are decked out in the latest trends or fashions while going to common places like the supermarket. They can't be seen without their latest Gucci loafers and Alexander McQueen blouse. Going to the amusement park? Better strap on those Louboutins cuz those roller coasters ain't gonna work themselves.

Christina: Jill, does my outfit match? I want to look perfect! Four inch heels or five?
Jill: For goodness sake, Christina. We're going to pick up some milk from the local store...
Christina: Just bein' japulous!

by Fellow asian March 29, 2012

januly

Beautiful girl whose identity is not founded within the. Has lucious thick hair as long as a beautiful smile that is more than a mile long. The girl that everyone is secretly crushing on😍 Has always has a bf even tho no one knows yet. Ppl (guys) r always jealous bout how this person is with someone.

Omg and the beautiful Januly walked in everyone went agape.

by Dancer242325 November 3, 2017

Jathleene

Not just anybody, you could trust, laugh, and have a great time with Jathleene. Many say that her sense of style makes her the unique person she is.

Feeling a little down have a little giggle with Jathleene.

by smugglemyballs February 20, 2023