1. One who will eat everything in sight
2. One who can own at Halo
3. One who will continue to say "You know what? Alright? You know what? Alright? You know what?..."
4. One who drinks smart water
2. One who can own at Halo
3. One who will continue to say "You know what? Alright? You know what? Alright? You know what?..."
4. One who drinks smart water
by beatbox master May 1, 2009
Get the Jarrettmug. 1) To turn an otherwise routine activity into a complete and utter debacle;2) to destroy or lose an expensive item, often in an extremely hilarious manner; 3) to graciously put ones self in a precarious situation for the sake of his friends' amusement.
1) Wow, you really Jarrett'd that boom box.
2) Man, that blackberry is so old you might as well Jarrett it.
3) What do you mean it was hand sanitizer?! Can't we just do this without Jarretting it all up.
2) Man, that blackberry is so old you might as well Jarrett it.
3) What do you mean it was hand sanitizer?! Can't we just do this without Jarretting it all up.
by Your loving canoe buddies August 18, 2011
Get the Jarrettmug. Someone with high sugar problems preferably diabetes. When it comes to sports he can be a real asswipe and can be really annoying. He likes girls name Sophia Hawkins who picks her nose and have a face full of acne.
by jb2000007 October 23, 2019
Get the Jarrettmug. An overall great guy whos really cute and clumsy, can be awkward at times but this adds to their charm. Very talented musically and artistically and can be the most caring friends. If you have a Jarrett as a boyfriend never let him go because he will treat you like youre the only girl in the world. Theyre very loyal and can keep youre deepest secrets.
by Pudle duc December 18, 2018
Get the Jarrettmug. 
1. The misspelling of Jared
2. A skinny man who fails at living up to the hype of the man that came before him at work
2. A skinny man who fails at living up to the hype of the man that came before him at work
1. That guy is so skinny, his name has to be Jarrett
2. Someone didn’t finish their work, must’ve been Jarrett
2. Someone didn’t finish their work, must’ve been Jarrett
by WolfBlitzer2121 February 11, 2021
Get the Jarrettmug. A person that can only hit after one of his pledge brothers has previously been balls deep so as to try to one up his brothers but inevitably giving mediocre unsatisfying sex.
by JizzleJay48 September 19, 2016
Get the Jarrettmug.