Jarman

Sends their friend trash music every day

by kxxii November 18, 2021

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Jack Jarman

The most defined power of strength. Be careful around this man. A Jack Jarman will not display any emotion until he's provoked. Just 1% of an angry Jack Jarman is enough to kill a human being and even tranquilize a herd of elephants.

I ran into a Jack Jarman the other day. Wet myself three times in his presence.

That guy used about 10% Jack Jarman during that fight.

Tripped a Jack Jarman up the other day. Instantly died.

by Professor Stuart Dio December 03, 2019

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Ryan Jarman

the guitarist and vocalist for the cribs along with his twin brother and his younger brother.
Is reasonably good looking but talks like a retard
Thinks he created Live 8 by texting bob geldof but we don't care because he's beyond awesome.
Dates Kate Nash but i don't really care;she's a loser and covers men's needs and other awesome songs badly

ryan jarman wrote the incredible song hey scenesters!

by ihaveissues! and amyisaloser! February 02, 2009

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The Jarman Effect

When in the presence of something or someone amazing which can easily make you incredibly happy and brightens up your day, providing inspiration.

Example 1
Man1 "Look at those two, he always laugh when she's around"
Man 2 "That's cos she has The Jarman Effect on him"

Example 2
Woman "Wow, the night sky is so inspiring"
Man "That's the Jarman Effect."

by Larious January 24, 2012

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