Jarman 

A kind hearted, loving person who is selfless. He always puts peoples needs before his own and will do anything for his loved ones. He's extremely fun and outgoing, but shy and timid until he warms up to you. He will always be there for you when you are feeling down and is a genuine and down to earth person.

Girl 1: Jeez i love that Jarman

Jarman by the voluptuous person June 14, 2022

jarman jinx 

To be the jarman jinx is to be the best and confident in something.

What a shot, you’re the jarman jinx.

jarman jinx by Werew September 18, 2020

George dibbs and Charlie Jarman 

Two gay pricks who are nonces and they kidnap children. Their actual names are Nonce Dibbs and Charlie Nonceman. They are also extremely salty.

george dibbs and charlie jarman kidnap children

George dibbs and Charlie Jarman by A living human? March 16, 2020

Jack Jarman 

The most defined power of strength. Be careful around this man. A Jack Jarman will not display any emotion until he's provoked. Just 1% of an angry Jack Jarman is enough to kill a human being and even tranquilize a herd of elephants.

I ran into a Jack Jarman the other day. Wet myself three times in his presence.

That guy used about 10% Jack Jarman during that fight.

Tripped a Jack Jarman up the other day. Instantly died.

Jack Jarman by Professor Stuart Dio December 3, 2019

Ryan Jarman

the guitarist and vocalist for the cribs along with his twin brother and his younger brother.
Is reasonably good looking but talks like a retard
Thinks he created Live 8 by texting bob geldof but we don't care because he's beyond awesome.
Dates Kate Nash but i don't really care;she's a loser and covers men's needs and other awesome songs badly

ryan jarman wrote the incredible song hey scenesters!

Ryan Jarman by ihaveissues! and amyisaloser! February 2, 2009

The Jarman Effect 

When in the presence of something or someone amazing which can easily make you incredibly happy and brightens up your day, providing inspiration.

Example 1
Man1 "Look at those two, he always laugh when she's around"
Man 2 "That's cos she has The Jarman Effect on him"

Example 2
Woman "Wow, the night sky is so inspiring"
Man "That's the Jarman Effect."

The Jarman Effect by Larious February 14, 2012

MR.Jarman 

The most fucked up teacher on this planet he's an internet predator (Especially on ROBLOX). He locks the washroom door behind him as he takes children under twelve (Boys and Girls) and fucks them with his 1 inch chode. He's been fondling children for years.

MR.Jarman crept through the halls prowling for kids, eventually he saw one. He grabbed HIM by the dick and dragged him into the washroom and made the entire school shake with his heavy humping on the already dead child. Afterwards he goes to play ROBLOX to internet rape four year olds.

MR.Jarman by dildo faggins69 August 9, 2016