jargonstorming

Jargonstorming is like brain-storming, except the brain has been replaced by jargon. The jargonstormer (i.e., the speaker or writer leveling the jargonstorm at listeners or readers) frequently is unaware that they are not actually saying anything due to a lack of understanding of the underlying meanings of the jargon they employ as they fail to make any point; cynically, the jargonstormer is sometimes aware of this, and is leveraging the jargonstorm strategically to preempt meaningful contributions from others, by overwhelming those unfamiliar with the jargon and alternatively disgusting those who "see" through the jargonstorm to the point that the jargonstormer is not called to task for their transgression.

The following utterance is an example of jargonstorming: In order to properly agendize what we are doing such that we can maximize the synergies to leverage this window of opportunity, we need to strike while the iron is hot and keep pushing the envelope.

by learning2Bbrief November 24, 2010

jargonese

Business talk

Norman: "The turnover rate at our enterprise has increased exponentially."

Eric: "Stop speaking jargonese!"

by Nartal November 28, 2012

Jargons

Alien penises: normally more than one alien penis

"Oh yea suck those jargons!!"

by Sp00n April 5, 2005

Jargonium

Radioactive element named after the late Jacob Larson. Its accidental discovery is widely known to have caused him fatal rectal hemorrhaging. Jacob's last words where a collection of inaudible jargons such as "Yugamo" "Aigheee!" and "Imgaaaeey" hence the name Jargonium

Symbol JG

A Jargonium atom has 92 protons and 99 electrons, of which 7 are valence electrons

That Jargonium sure fucked up Jake Larson.

by A very smart chemist December 3, 2013

jargonistic

adjective - used to describe a word which is of a very specific semantic field which only people with knowledge of that field would understand, can also be used to describe a whole text

I keeping reading this text book, but i can't understand a word of it, it's really jargonistic

by jargoniser March 26, 2011

Jargonate

The act of jargon.

I'm going to jargonate you with the words from the dictionary most people skip.

by AltairGamma December 9, 2017