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Naptitude

The degree of nappyness of ones hair. The naptitude is measured in Niggawatts (one may add a prefix to any measurement, i.e. kilo-, mega-, giga-, etc.).
Dylan: What's the naptitude of her hair?
Kevin: I'd say a couple kiloniggawatts.
by Dancing Band Everyone. January 12, 2009
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Jackitude

Where one of your mates or work collegues has a "Jack Bastard Attitude", or where they act like a jack bastard continuously with the same attitude towards you.
"cor blimey Dave has a bit of a jackitude today."
by dannyboy1373 December 31, 2007
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Intuitive Aptitude

1.Intuitive aptitude is the ability to understand the structure and operation of complex systems without special education or training

2. Also the base ability of Sylar, in the NBC show Heroes.
Sylar examines Claire's brain and, through Intuitive Aptitude, learns her ability. Heroes - Series 3 Episode 1.
by The Starscrewer. March 3, 2009
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Faptitude Test

A faptitude test is an examination of a woman's attractiveness based on the likelihood or ability of the assessor to "fap" to said male or female based on physical features. This scale is measured on a percentage scale from 1 to 100 percent. For different assessors the percentage required for a passing score is different; however, the generally accepted percentage for a passing score is >70 percent. Percentages at values greater than 90 indicate an extremely attractive female.
Person 1: "Did you see those facebook pictures of Lisa? She looked great!"

Person 2: "Yeah she is like an 85 on my faptitude test"
by shannonbananon August 19, 2013
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jewtitude

The degree or amplitude of stinginess or cheapness shown by an individual, particularly those of the jewish faith.
My boss needs to tone down his jewtitude. I have to make sure every damn check is the right amount so he doesn't jew me.
by IMAGINE326 July 25, 2011
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Jattitude

the Jatt Attitude; Jatt is a term used to identify the People of Punjab (India), especially sikhs. They Punjabis are known for their high-spirited living and attitude, thus the term Jattitude indicates a person having Jatt attitude.
Jattitude - Liveliness of Punjabis all over the world
by zigailo June 25, 2009
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jagitude

Some leaders rely on intelligence, and some rely on compassion, while neocons lead solely with jagitude.
by Scott de Snoo November 23, 2004
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