When you pull the scrotum over the penis and flick it repeatedly until it gets numb and blue, and then tea bag your partner repeatedly until they lose consciousness.
by SMLIFLE March 27, 2008
Get the Japenese Welsch mug.The most charming and hottest vampire in the whole vampire and werewolves world, who is knowing for his mysterious sexy look and good manners .
And Edward was a total foul for leaving this whole snack (jasper) in front of him and going for Bella .😩
And Edward was a total foul for leaving this whole snack (jasper) in front of him and going for Bella .😩
by HerTearBTS March 26, 2020
Get the Jasper hale mug.Jasper, a sandwich thief with 9000000000 feet long arms that are good for stealing sandwiches and lives under a bridge eating sandwiches for a lifetime.
by Jimmothythe2nd November 22, 2021
Get the Jasper mug.Jasper Hale is a character in the Twilight book series by Stephenie Meyer. He is a vampire that can also feel or make others feel emotions. Jasper lives with the Cullen family, including his soul mate Alice Cullen, and his "twin" sister Rosalie Hale.
Being the newest member of the Cullen convent he has the most problem sticking to their "vegetarian", or more non-human, eating style.
Contrary to popular belief many girls would much rather fuck him then the critically acclaimed Edward Cullen who thinks he's all that in a bag of fucking potato chips.
Being the newest member of the Cullen convent he has the most problem sticking to their "vegetarian", or more non-human, eating style.
Contrary to popular belief many girls would much rather fuck him then the critically acclaimed Edward Cullen who thinks he's all that in a bag of fucking potato chips.
Girl 1: Omg I'm going to have to Kill Bella for Edward.
Girl 2: Who cares about Edward? Jasper Hale is soooo much hotter and interesting! *giggle*
Girl 1: It doesn't bother you that if you cut your finger he will drink you dry?
Boy: Why the hell are you obsessing over fictional characters?
Girls: ...
*Boy was found dead 3 days later*
Girl 2: Who cares about Edward? Jasper Hale is soooo much hotter and interesting! *giggle*
Girl 1: It doesn't bother you that if you cut your finger he will drink you dry?
Boy: Why the hell are you obsessing over fictional characters?
Girls: ...
*Boy was found dead 3 days later*
by Your Favorite Aries March 25, 2008
Get the Jasper Hale mug.A cute boy with a lovely sense of humour and got catch for the ladies he respects the well being of others and trys to stay away from harm and dangerous prospectives
by togluna December 27, 2011
Get the japhet mug.Används för att beskriva en person som man skulle kunna tänka sig delta i en parningsakt med. Oberoende av eventuella behov av papperspåse eller liknande medel för att utföra nämnd akt.
by CHeekt May 7, 2016
Get the Jappbar mug.an outgoing, intelligent, independent, unique person;; and a ride or die kind of chick (she is loyal) she doesn't take shit from anybody but is smart. she's loud and can be selfish but is very giving to people she cares about. she can be a bitch but only when you piss her off other wise she can be very funny, loving && sexy (very very sexy) she has alot of friends and a lot of haters. she's a beautiful girl that will change a guys life with her love. She is beautiful inside out and a real personality.
Japleen is so good
by Japleen November 22, 2020
Get the Japleen mug.