January 22

January 22 Is the Day The Biggest Crackheads On This Planet Were Born. If You Were Born On This Day, You’re Most Likely The Funniest Of All Your Friends. Also Your Name Is Probably Chris.

Friend 1: “hey whens your birthday?”
You: “January 22”
Friend 1&2: “ Man I Totally Want To Be Their Friend”

You: *Wink*

by Chrispbaconn October 29, 2019

January 22

National Toe-Tip day. You gotta just walk on your toe tips all day. No excuses. No weaknesses.

January 22
Dan ~ *looking elsewhere*
Barry ~"Oh hi Dan"
Dan~*physically gasps, staring at Barry's bloodied toes*"Oh jeez, Barry, what's uh...what's going on with your.. feet man..?"
Barry ~ "DAN YOU SILLY GOOSE. You know it's national Toe-Tip day."

by Gu355Wh05B4ck December 5, 2019

January 22

Fuck everyone you want. 🤪

Dan- hey lets fuck
Alissa-ew,no
Dan- it’s january 22
Alissa-oh kk.

by eununevajg January 21, 2020

January 22

The Boys should get treated well by there girlfriends.

January 22 is a good day .

by CASHNASTY November 1, 2019

January 22

The most beautiful, perfect and incredible people are born this day, they take care of you, they have a great mood and they surely smell very good

Sarah: I was born on january 22
Steve: That's why you're so cool

by Skyy__x December 16, 2021

January 22

He’s a fine piece of meat carrying a fine piece of meat… if you know what I mean. Can’t afford to lose a guy like him.

GF- “ He’s so attractive… plus he’s packing!”
Her friend- “Was he born on January 22?”

by .LP. October 19, 2021

January 22

Avoid your friend day,
Your avoiding your bff for today!

Harry:hi Liana
Liana: shh its January 22
Harry:Talk to me Liana!

by Dipressed December 26, 2020