jankity

detrimental to one's coolness factor
synonym: craptacular

When you drop your shoe in the toilet and that is jankity.

by Katie Brady December 11, 2003

Jankity

Ghetto for cool or intense.

Guy#1:Told you spray-painting my truck would be better than taking it to that rip off paint shop

Guy#2:Yeah.now your truck is pretty jankity

by Mexy October 30, 2009

Hoe-jankity

When something that is clearly busted and added more ghetto-ness to make it better

Why are you using ketchup on your spaghetti, thats some hoe-jankity shit

Why are you putting some Hoe-Jankity rims on this busted whip?

hoe-jank hoe-janker hoe-janking

by Jin Dizzle May 17, 2011

jankity junk

When ship's busted all to hell.

Ashley got a new phone, but it was jankity junk. Piece of shit froze every 2 seconds.

by Trelios May 29, 2020

Jankities

Jankities is the overarching term for all the sexual acts (ranging from kissing to full on fucking) in the back of a 2016 Corolla

I saw Melissa doing the jankities in bill’s car.

by Cloud44049 August 2, 2021

Jankity-junk

Busted ass shit that barely functions.

Ashley's no name shitbrick phone was jankity-junk and she knew it. Shit couldn't even run ScratchCrap@

by Trelios May 29, 2020