Janitor's Nightmare

Also commonly known as the Infield Fly, the Janitor's Nightmare consists of taking a shit in a urinal. Although complicated, the logistics are somewhat reasonable when rationed with.

It helps to accomplish the J.N. with a lookout, to keep an eye out for other possible rest-roomers as well as said janitor.

kid1: "Hey man, you got 20 minutes? I need a favor."

kid2: "Depends... what?"

kid1: "Janitor's Nightmare, 3rd floor?"

kid2: "Done."

by Derik September 21, 2005

janitorial shame

When a person embellishes his menial job with an important sounding title

"I work in the maintenance department as a sanitation engineering specialist" bragged Custodian Curtiss, trying to hide his janitorial shame.

by bookworm1635 January 27, 2014

Janitor

1. People with huge beards in your school that cleans up after your shit, but in reality, they are the rulers of the world. Usually old people with a crazed look in his eyes, they are very wise and the only mens on the planet able to make babies.
2.He's your dad.

1. Voter 1: Hey, is George Bush a janitor?
Voter 2: Nah he's too dumb to be one. Osama is a real janitor. Look at the size of his beard!

by semaca January 10, 2009

The wandering janitor

The wandering janitor is a special fetish maneuver that roughly involves fucking a girl wheelbarrow style while you walk around and mop up spills on the floor with her hair.

dude i janna and i were having sex and i totally gave her the wandering janitor

by mitt greb November 6, 2007

Janitrix

A female janitor; groundskeeper, charwoman, etc.
also: janitress

At my school there are three janitors and one janitrix.

by Ipsographic_Tones March 6, 2009

janitarium

A place where elderly janitors go once they have inhaled
way too many chemical fumes.

So unfortunate it is, Sylvestor was cut down in his prime, 20 years on the job and his wife had him committed to the state
janitarium.

by Disexlia boy October 2, 2010

janitor's ice cream scoop

( an English translation if the French of France expression c'est seulement les concierges qui écoutent aux portes):

Unsubstantiated hearsay and rumors, coming especially from unverified sources such as janitors, maintenance people and other cleaning personnel.

Don't give me that janitor's ice cream scoop, just cut to the chase, will you?

by Sexydimma September 9, 2016