Jam donut

Jizing around someone's face in a near perfect circle, followed by a swift punch to the nose causing it to bleed. "Jam donut"

I gave her the best jam donut

by Tingles July 24, 2016

jam donut week

Monthly female occurence which men don't understand, other than it stops (most of) them having sex with their girlfriends. Inspired by similarity in appearance, rather than taste. See also on the blob, got the painters in and Arsenal are playing at home.

"What' the matter mate? You look frustrated."

"Haven't blown me beans for days, Dave. Fucking jam donut week, innit."

by Roger the Cabin Boy September 13, 2008

Jewish jam doughnut

The act of ejaculating in a blood filled cunt

Jane wanted to fuck so bad whilst she was on her period, so I gave her a creampie. When I pulled out it looked like a Jewish jam doughnut.

by Lethal389 December 1, 2013

jam doughnut

1. A jam filled, sugar coated cooked edible item of dough.

2. When a girl is fellating a man, upon ejaculation, the penis is removed from the mouth and the semen covers her face. At this point she will probably close her eyes to avoid the sting, which is the sign to punch her square on the nose and take a photograph. For perfect JD'ing, wait a few seconds for the redness to appear.

The red blood represents the jam, and the semen is the doughnut and icing.

1. "That dude's so fat."
"Yeah, but he IS eating an entire bucket of jam doughnuts, he's my idol."
"He's basically a jam doughnut."

2. "Dude, I JD'd my girl the other night."
"Really?! That's awesome! What did she do?"
"Called the cops."

by Blenks May 28, 2006

jam drop

A red headed pale girl who's cute and always sweet. Just like the jam drop biscuits

My girlfriend's nickname is Jam Drop. She's sweet and delicious

by Spike1109 July 2, 2018

jam donut

Sexual act involving blood and semen. Shortly before creaming a girl in the face, you land a hard right hook straight in the kisser, preferably breaking her nasal bone in the process. The ensuing geyser of blood makes an ideal accompaniment for your love custard. For best results, make sure to use your hand to mix both together until an even, jam donut-like consistency is attained.

She goes nuts for my jam donuts!

I decided to give Rita a surprise jam donut on the eve of our tenth anniversary in that swanky hotel in vegas. Her lawyer is supposed to be contacting me soon with the details of my restraining order. What the fuck, she told me she wanted me to spice up our love life.

by Sweaty old man October 15, 2006

cheese monkey covered in jam dance

a dance that involves jumping around like a monkey and rubbing yourself around to signify the jam.

jig jig rub rub

by paul of death November 23, 2003