A sexual act which begins with the doggy style position. The male is to insert a wad of smokeless tobacco i.e. Skoal, Big Red, etc. With the curvature that the female forms during this sexual act the male then begins to spit on her back. Once a small pool has formed, he then dips his thumb into said pool of tobacco spit, and shoves it up her ass.
by Karate In The Garage May 14, 2011
Get the Jalepeno Popper mug.After the act of anal sex, one discovers shortly after that it burns very badly to pee. Commonly confused with gonorrhea. But the real problem is a jalepeno seed stuck in your urethra.
You: "I fucked a mexican in the ass raw-dog last night. I though I picked up the clap, but I realized it was just a jalepeno seed."
Your buddy: "That's what we call Jalepeno Buttsex bro."
Your buddy: "That's what we call Jalepeno Buttsex bro."
by Hamtown December 2, 2010
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When you fucking a chopped girl and before you go in you stick your dick in Tabasco sauce and cheese whiz to give her that jalepeno cheddar
by Reid rameriz October 31, 2025
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Me: Yeah... never doing that again. That boy has one shrimpy jalepeño!
Me: Yeah... never doing that again. That boy has one shrimpy jalepeño!
by Ms. Jalapeño February 24, 2021
Get the shrimpy jalepeño mug.A more severe form of Jalapeno shit, the Jalapeno Shits are horrifically painful, burning diarrhoea that sticks to you like napalm and burns like the fires of Hell, they are the result of an over-indulgence of Mexican food, the worst attack is often the first time one consumes a copious amount of Jalapenos, symptoms of the Jalapeno Shits include:
*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors
The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!
*Not wanting to go more than a few yards from the loo
*Frequent, painful shit attacks
*Napalm-like burning diarrhoea, full of undigested Capsaicin and Jalapeno skins/seeds
*Frequent baths/showers in attack to wash the Lava-like crap from your sensitive pain receptors
*Groaning and/or weeping eyes
*Bad stomach upset
*Cursing whatever manner of cruel God decided to give a man's arse Capsaicin receptors
The only real remedy for the Jalapeno Shits is too take anti=indigestion medicine and ride it out, as well as washing your arse after each movement to give you comfort, the Capsaicin will pass, but you're in for one painful ride!
Person 1: Do you want to come out?
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!
Person 2: No, sorry, I have the Jalapeno Shits, too much Mexican food last night, I'm in agony!
by Wardie1993 November 30, 2016
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Curtis: That's my jalapeno musk....they loaded that shit up on my Crazy Burger last night
Curtis: That's my jalapeno musk....they loaded that shit up on my Crazy Burger last night
by rpghlmsly November 13, 2011
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Bro 1: "Bro I gave my girl friend the ole jalapeño fingers last night after we went to taco bell"
Bro 2: "I bet it was a fiesta"
Bro 1 " Fer sherrrr"
Bro 2: "I bet it was a fiesta"
Bro 1 " Fer sherrrr"
by Juan Stamos February 19, 2014
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