jalapeno butt

the burning sensation after you defecate that seems to linger. Usually after youve eaten spicy food.

"Lindsey has been screaming while in the bathroom all morning, that curry last night must have given her jalapeno butt."

by ooberhack3r January 3, 2012

jalapenegro

1. Someone who is part latino, part black
2. Someone who is of entirely latino descent but acts black anyway

Pablo looks black but the only things I see him eat are burritos and chimichangas! Maybe he's a jalapenegro...

by HowardtheOwl August 24, 2008

Jalasaya

A mixed ethnic American Goddess with full lips and a gorgeous being and personality.

She is a Jalasaya.

by Jelly108 September 26, 2010

jalapanus

the burning, stinging ring of fire that is the anus following the defecation of a very spicy meal

Pete: "FUCK!!... that habenero cook-off contest at Howie's house yesterday is causing me excruciating jalapanus this morning!!"

Paul: "dude... light a match"

Pete: "it feels like i already did"

by joxn August 3, 2007

slop jalops

titties that look nice when you see them in a shirt or a bra, and then she whips them out...and they're all over the place and messy. letting down your hopes and dreams of a nice set of tits. can also cause major loss of horniness/boner.

Guy 1: Yo you hook with that girl at the club the other night? the one with the nice tits?
Guy 2: Yea bro, bad news....went back to her place and she had some slop jalops!

Guy 1: Fuckkkkkkk, that sucks.

by Chrisby Jay Gatsby August 14, 2013

Jalapeno Sky Raisin

A nickname given for bees by Dog Rates. Named due to dogs eating or attempting to eat Bees and getting stung.

"Anthony took Rex for a walk but we had to come back inside when he monched on a Jalapeno Sky Raisin."

by Biagio X October 29, 2020

Jalayshia

The bestest friend you’ll ever meet. She may be small but she is mighty. Lol She also has nice boobs I mean no homo but 😜

That girl must be a Jalayshia she whoopin that girls ass.

by Naughty2324 May 12, 2018