jakes

Put a hole in your fuckin' back if I catch you talkin' to the fuckin' Jakes
by Princess>-< September 10, 2015
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jakes

A somewhat rare post-withdrawal nervous twitch seen in recovered heroin addicts, usually as a twitch of the head.
He was moving his head around so much I thought he had the jakes.
by Dennis October 10, 2003
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jakes

It used to be "just kidding." Instant messaging shortened it to "JK." Two syllables is still much too long, so it has become "jakes." Sort of the new "not!" Say it when you're, well, "just kidding."
by melodious December 19, 2006
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the jake

yo, everybody clear, it's the jake
by Countbass C August 21, 2003
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Jake

A person who is very caring, sweet, and loyal.

They probably have a lot of drama in their life, but they deal with it pretty well. They aren't good at opening up about things, so don't feel bad if they don't tell you everything at first. They do trust a small circle of friends, however, and they tell them everything.

If you're dating a Jake then be prepared for surprises and lots of PDA. They can be very clingy at times, and they can get jealous easily. When you're alone you guys have a lot of fun.. ;) Feel really lucky that you're dating them, because they like a couple of people. But, they chose you over everyone.

Everyone likes them because they're very fun and easy-going. You'll never have a dull moment with them.

this is based off my personal experience.. please don't come at me- also, all the jakes out there pls tell me if this is even close to you:)
Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 1: Are you friends with Jake?
Guy/Gal/Non-Binary Pal 2: Yea! I'm so lucky.
by heybebs:) April 04, 2021
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Jake

Your local drug dealer who could beat your homies in fortnite
Jake hooked us up with the good shit
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The Jakes

The Wu-Tang Clan popularized "The Jakes" as being the cops... Pigs... C-Cipher Punks... The Beast.
"Beefing, leaving behind cream, Not even peeping that I was leaking, Won't see the precinct just got a recent case beaten, Still The Jakes are creeping, Keep the ruger peeling who's squealing...
by Ryan Nash August 03, 2007
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