jackerbating

The act of masturbating to Jack Bauer

Yesterday I walked in on my roommate jackerbating on the couch again

by teenwolf&wolverine February 20, 2011

Jakeymate

A power-hungry freak who sits on his computer everyday and unfairly treats everyone in a controlling matter on he's dead discord server

I just 'Jakeymated' this server, it died instantly and now everyone hates me.

by JohnsonJosiah January 16, 2022

jaxterbate

While masterbating, insert other fist into the rectum. No lube, no easing it in, all in one fluid motion.

I enjoy jaxterbating while watching gay porn.

by Ben P April 9, 2003

jakernaker

It's a curse word that means "aww fuck"

Guy 1: Hey did you finish your english essay that worth half your grade?
Guy 2: JAKERNAKER i forgot i'm screwed

by ilovemysnugglebunny March 14, 2010

Jakerage

The act of raging at someone that does not deserve it.

Jake totally just jakeraged at Ashtin.

by Akasnakeyes October 11, 2010

jax0rbate

1. JAX-or-bayt (v.): to masturbate with extensive pitter patter.

2. JAX-or-bayt (v.): to ejaculate on oneself purposefully

1. "My mom walked in just as I was about to jax0rbate."

2. "It wasn't wise for me to jax0rbate just before I had to go to work."

by honx0r b. crackerfiend October 31, 2003

Jasterbate

It is the combination of the two words; jack off and masturbate. It sounds badass.

Hey, ima go jasterbate in your moms room real quick.

by Gabriel, M.D October 26, 2005