jahoobies

Those which is most sacred, cherished, and respected on the female body.
They often attract large crowds (see orgy) of male observers (see perverts) or male organs (see wangs). Also oftentimes licked or squeezed.

See also:
boobs
tits
jugs
dirty pillows
jumblies
knockers
bonerizers

Holy shit! Look at the jahoobies on that girl, Germ - That is A+ material!

by Ant November 11, 2003

Jahooni

Boob, Breast, Tittie, Bosom.

Ouch!!!! My Jahooni!!!!

by experienced body exhibitist April 3, 2020

jahlonie

A True G.O.A.T Very Cute And Usually Haves A Big Heart And Something Big In Their Pants

Wow You Are Very Jahlonie Like (There (Can Only Be One Jahlonie) Also The Creator Of Popular Slang Word Tried It

by Ball Out Jay/ Globoyj May 18, 2018

Jahootie.

A piece of shit, (usually a car.) Any rusting hatchback or VWJetta that has no working doors, lacks brakes, and/or is filled with McDonald's bags more than a week old or moldy bagel bites. May have strange items in the back seat including a full wardrobe, a lifevest, a hotplate, computer parts, plastic pellet guns, mini fan, ect.
Usually, the scrap one is able to get for the car is worth more than you paid for it.
May or may not run while it is raining, and may not steer straight.

Look at that dude trying to get in his hatchback through the back window!

What a jahootie.

by Cissee October 15, 2008

jaboonies

The boondocks of Japan.

My brother lives so far into the Jaboonies that he has to drive 5 hours to see a movie.

by Hoop Jones May 23, 2005

Jahootied

2 definitions:

The first definition of this word refers to getting absolutely destroyed in something (like a game or situation)

The second definition means being heavily intoxicated from any form of substance.

We played them last night and we got absolutely jahootied.

Man did you see him at the party last week? That guy was straight jahootied!

by sleepyprofessor December 10, 2020

Jaehoonie

Jaehoonie is the most lovely person who you can imagine.

Jaehoonie is beautiful creature who can always make you smile on your face.
Jaehoonie is person next to whom you can always be yourself.
Jaehoon will always pleasantly surprise you.
Jaehoon will always be here for you and do everything to makes you happy.

Jaehoonie

by Hope💜leo58 November 23, 2021