Faffacake

A person who faffs around taking time

I wish she would hurry up and stop being a faffacake

by Starkers August 18, 2013

Raffacakes

He is the realest nigga and is better than deshawn

Raffacakes is my g

He is the goat

by Raffacakes69 January 25, 2020

Soggy Jaffa Cake

Like Soggy Biscuit.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.

"Jeff was the last to cum, he now has to eat the soggy Jaffa Cake!"

"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."

by TheBritishDip March 14, 2008

Jaffa cake

a term used by Irish people to describe loyalists, as they are black and tan on the outside and orange in the middle.

John: he's a Jaffa cake.

Mary: look at that Jaffa bastard!

by namekuji April 4, 2019

Jaffa cake

A sexual act where you lick your partners ear and proceed to lick out the orange ear wax and immediately stick your ear wax tongue in your partners asshole creating the orange brown delight similiar to a jaffa cake.

Hey wanna go get some ice cream? Nah im gonna take a Jaffa cake from Susan.

by StrangerLittleDanger January 17, 2019

Jaffa cake

some 1 who has ginger hair but has dyed it brown, this is the stage inbetween colourings wen the ginger starts 2 grow through!

'Oh my god look at shauns jaffa cake'

by Lauren p March 1, 2007

jaffa cake syndrome

A condition in which the sufferer only indulgences in a certain type of food (or something) and becomes unable to bear the sight of it anymore.Originating from Becca's dad,who ate too many jaffa cakes and doesn't like them anymore.

Becca: I love madeira cake! Do you wan some madeira cake?
Ash: ew! no! I hate madeira cake!
Becca: how could you hate madeira cake?
Ash: I ate too much of it when I was younger
Becca: Oh,you have jaffa cake Syndrome.

by applebottomjeans March 15, 2008