A butiful biscuit found in England and Ireland. Some say in Irish mythology that the great Leo Quinn would defeat 100 English soilders just because he ate the recommended 24 a day he will go on to die of TB
Hmm Jaffa cake
by Jaffa pope October 15, 2019
When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.
by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019
by mrbah December 12, 2019
Bob's mate asked him if he wanted a jaffa cake and Bob got a pleasant surprise.
Bob's old buddy pulled his trousers down and gave him a jaffa cake.
Bob's old buddy pulled his trousers down and gave him a jaffa cake.
by UCAS February 18, 2010
by nick 6457645765 September 28, 2009
Like Soggy Biscuit.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.
"Jeff was the last to cum, he now has to eat the soggy Jaffa Cake!"
"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."
"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."
by TheBritishDip March 14, 2008
A condition in which the sufferer only indulgences in a certain type of food (or something) and becomes unable to bear the sight of it anymore.Originating from Becca's dad,who ate too many jaffa cakes and doesn't like them anymore.
Becca: I love madeira cake! Do you wan some madeira cake?
Ash: ew! no! I hate madeira cake!
Becca: how could you hate madeira cake?
Ash: I ate too much of it when I was younger
Becca: Oh,you have jaffa cake Syndrome.
Ash: ew! no! I hate madeira cake!
Becca: how could you hate madeira cake?
Ash: I ate too much of it when I was younger
Becca: Oh,you have jaffa cake Syndrome.
by applebottomjeans March 4, 2008