Jaffa cake

A butiful biscuit found in England and Ireland. Some say in Irish mythology that the great Leo Quinn would defeat 100 English soilders just because he ate the recommended 24 a day he will go on to die of TB

Hmm Jaffa cake

by Jaffa pope October 15, 2019

Jaffa caking

When a guy bends over and inserts sponge cake into his own arse, he dips his dick in chocolate and uses this to jerk off. Just as he is about to cum he shoves an orange in his mouth to muffle the scream. Once ejactulated then fart out the sponge cake.

Omg dude I Was Jaffa caking myself last night, my mums Victoria sponge flew everywhere

by Jaffacakemaster October 10, 2019

Jaffa Cake

When a ginger haired girl sleeps with white guy and then a black black afterwards.

I had a Jaffa cake on Holiday.

by mrbah December 12, 2019

Jaffa Cake

Street talk for a Hand Job

Bob's mate asked him if he wanted a jaffa cake and Bob got a pleasant surprise.

Bob's old buddy pulled his trousers down and gave him a jaffa cake.

by UCAS February 18, 2010

ginger jaffa cake

some 1 who is has ginger hair and is abit tuby arond the belly and plays rugby as a foward

example of a ginger jaffa cake is dj boogie woogie and the sugar puff monster

by nick 6457645765 September 28, 2009

Soggy Jaffa Cake

Like Soggy Biscuit.
Last person out of a group of men to masturbate and ejaculate on the Jaffa Cake has to then eat and digest the Sticky Soggy Jaffa Cake.

"Jeff was the last to cum, he now has to eat the soggy Jaffa Cake!"

"...You have to bite through the cream to get to the sticky Jaffa centre..."

by TheBritishDip March 14, 2008

jaffa cake syndrome

A condition in which the sufferer only indulgences in a certain type of food (or something) and becomes unable to bear the sight of it anymore.Originating from Becca's dad,who ate too many jaffa cakes and doesn't like them anymore.

Becca: I love madeira cake! Do you wan some madeira cake?
Ash: ew! no! I hate madeira cake!
Becca: how could you hate madeira cake?
Ash: I ate too much of it when I was younger
Becca: Oh,you have jaffa cake Syndrome.

by applebottomjeans March 15, 2008