The kindest, funniest, smartest, most loving guy you will every meet. He has reddish-brown hair and a big heart! He loves to hang out with his family but also makes great friend choices.
Girl 1: Who’s that guy?!
Girl 2: Jaeger
Girl 1: Is he single?
Girl 2: Nope. He’s all mine
One helluva piece of shit. That mans is the most useless motherfucker. He hires an assistant to walk him across the street, then takes out a second mortgage to pay for it.
Their sexuality is usually hamburger, and they will never say stuff behind your back. They are the tallest in the friend groups, and the best at video games. They are extremely attractive, and loyal.