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The kindest, funniest, smartest, most loving guy you will every meet. He has reddish-brown hair and a big heart! He loves to hang out with his family but also makes great friend choices.
Girl 1: Who’s that guy?!
Girl 2: Jaeger
Girl 1: Is he single?
Girl 2: Nope. He’s all mine
Jaeger by Marshmallo7 March 2, 2019
One helluva piece of shit. That mans is the most useless motherfucker. He hires an assistant to walk him across the street, then takes out a second mortgage to pay for it.
Fuck that lazy guy Jaeger man, he's a nuisance
Jaeger by WhackedSandwich January 11, 2020
Can be caring, sweet, and funny but once he has you he breaks your heart:)
Jaeger is an asshole
Jaeger by rrosie.m July 30, 2017
Their sexuality is usually hamburger, and they will never say stuff behind your back. They are the tallest in the friend groups, and the best at video games. They are extremely attractive, and loyal.
Jaeger has an 8 inch cock.
A word for one individual meaning: Young Goat/ God. This person is an incredibly tenacious individual that surpasses most ordinary people.
All hail God Jaeger!
Jaeger by trulyjaeger October 21, 2021
Jaeger- steaming pile of seaman.
Wowsers, look at the steaming Jaeger dripping from his bum.
Jaeger by Gb86 May 31, 2022