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MICHAEL JACKSON SYNDROME

An increasingly common condition where, on hearing a Michael Jackson song, a person spontaneously bursts into an MJ dance routine. Symptoms can include a rhythmic jerking of the neck muscles, slow nodding of the head, pouting and thrusting of the pelvis. The movements are often accompanied by squeals, whoops and shouts of Shamone! In extreme cases the patient exhibits zombie-like characteristics such as clawing fingers and twitching before grabbing their own knees, turning and stomping forwards. This often occurs in the company of others with the same affliction, when the condition becomes collectively known as Flash Mob.
I can’t stop dancing to Thriller – I must have Michael Jackson Syndrome and it’s addictive, man!
by Shakes-Spear October 24, 2012
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Jackson Day

Leaving work before clocking off time under the pretence of having started earlier than usual or claiming to be working the extra hours at a later time.
Mike: "I started two hours earlier this morning so I'm going home at 2pm today"

Glenn: "Taking another Jackson Day eh?"

Mike: "Stop spreading malicious lies"
by justanotherobserver June 15, 2011
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Percy jackson syndrome

Founded from the movie percy jackson and the olympians the lighting theif. When a movie, show, or any kind of media strays so far from the original source material that other than the names it's unrecognizable to thew fans.
fullmetal alchemist fan: WHAT THE FUCK!? THEY GOT PERCY JACKSON SYNDROME!

non fan: how so?

fma fan: because wrath wasn't a child, sloth wasn't a girl, and their was no fucking dante. and envy sure as HELL wasn't ed's brother
by masterofpercyjackson March 4, 2014
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Jacksnap

A person that doesn't understand jack, yet, still makes snap judgements with the narcissistic belief they are the smartest person in the room and know whats best for everyone.
Anarchists are such jacksnaps that think they can fix the world but live in their mom's basement.
by DirtiestD November 18, 2014
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Tom JacksonChase

Literally the greatest Youtuber on earth.
This guy access to all Google drive sauce and he got a massive donkey in this pants.
He is the pioneers of 333 subs from Rhymastic, and he owns hololive.
Guy1: Ya know Tom JacksonChase?
Guy2: Yessir, his cringy name makes all the thicc girls wet.
by DucHuy-peasant February 28, 2022
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MICHAEL JACKSONED

The first time you hear a Michael Jackson song and can’t get it out of your head.
I’ve been singing Billie Jean all day – I’ve been Michael Jacksoned!
by Welshwiz October 24, 2012
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jackson felt

the most cutest boy on earth. he’s very sweet, hot, loving and cool. he loves all his supporters and would be so nice to meet!
friend: jackson felt is hot!
me: NO SHIT!😂💗
by zo~ jackson felt fan🤠💜 August 10, 2019
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