EZ Jackster

1) A Matrix-like program where you can acquire any piece of music ever created.
2) The root of all evil.

Didja get the latest Sir Paid-A-Lot single from EZ Jackster yet, Dijonay?

by FD March 29, 2003

jackstick

A 23 year old male with beady eyes, baggy jeans, poorly made tattoos and a sleeveless shirt for displaying them. The jackstick is almost always found hanging around near gas stations trying to pick up 13 year old girls getting slushies after soccer practice.

I was getting gas while my daughter went in for a fountain drink. This jackstick tried to talk to her, so she kicked him in the balls just like I taught her.

by bknixon June 6, 2008

jackstack

A large stack of porngraphic magazines that one would use to masturbate to or jack-off to.

My girlfriend found my jackstack and wants me to add some lesbian magazines to it.

by Dan Brooks December 23, 2007

Jacksnap

noun. A person who is a jackass and subconsciously knows that they are acting in that manner!

Look at that man over there yelling! What a Jacksnap!

by mystical_luna13 September 12, 2009

Jackstand

When one inserts a bottle of Jack Daniels into ones own rectum and proceeds to complete a handstand.

"I was so intoxicated following my second jackstand."

by Bra2011120 January 11, 2012

Jackintosh

A computer used exclusively for porn.

I have my desktop for work and my family tablet, or as I refer to it, my Jackintosh.

by UNSTABLETON_LIVE May 18, 2015

Bean's Jackstalk

Bean's Jackstalk is what happened when Jack accidentally bent over in front of the beanstalk and it went way up his ass.

Bean's Jackstalk is something all men fear, like the Ruins, except worse.

by Jacques Asse June 4, 2009