jack sparrow 

the COOLEST pirate ever, good swordsman, adn always looks like he's had too much Rum

I have so many!
"But why has the Rum gone?!"
"savvy"
"but you're forgetting one VERY important thing mate, I'm Captain Jack Sparrow!"
"you need to get yourself a girl, mate"
"You will always remember this as the day you ALMOST caught Captain Jack Sparrow!"

jack sparrow by Pirate Kate "Sparrow" October 3, 2003

Jack Sparrow 

A swashbuckling, manipulative pirate who sails the seas while destroying everyones plans and drinking rum. current crimes include, but are not limited to: impersonating an officer of the Royal Navy; impersonating a clergy of the Church of England; arson; kidnapping; perjury; piracy; pilfering; deprivation of a Federal Loyalist. Interests include rum-drinking, sword-fighting, prostitutes, and the sea.

"Me? I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest. Honestly. It's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly... stupid. "

"Can we pretend she is anything but a woman scorned, like which hell hath no?"

"You want you to find this, because the finding of this finds you incapacitorially finding and or locating in your discovering the detecting of a way to save your dolly belle, ol' what's-her-face. Savvy? "

"Mr. Gibbs, now where is that monkey, I want to shoot something!"

"No. If we don't have the key, we can't open whatever it is we don't have that it unlocks. So what purpose would be served in finding whatever need be unlocked, which we don't have, without first having found the key what unlocks it? "

"Why is the rum always gone?"

-Jack Sparrow

Jack Sparrow by kellancullen January 13, 2009

Jack Sparrow 

The best of all, the worst of all, a dumbass, a genius, the cheesiest, the funniest... In short terms, everything and the opposite!!

"He's the worst Pirate of the Caribean!!"
*5 min later*
"He's the best Pirate of the Caribean!!"

Jack Sparrow by Willoth November 23, 2003

jack sparrow 

The best Pirate to ever sail the ocean blue. (Sexiest too...)

Jack Sparrow could make the skies cry with his looks and witty nature.

jack sparrow by Akki "Sword" Sparrow July 31, 2003

jack sparrow 

Captian Jack Sparrow- Is the Hottest pirate ever! And that eyeliner and the way he walks around is so great!

Johnny Depp

jack sparrow by Captian Jack Sparrow Lover July 31, 2003

jack sparrow 

CAPTAIN Jack Sparrow, to you.
1. The best pirate ever to sail the high seas. (Or the low seas, come to that.)
2. Insane, but brilliant - and sexy.

Daft like Jack...
A bloody pirate, a scallywag!

jack sparrow by Bloom_and_Depp_luva October 8, 2003

jack sparrow 

the sexiest, most cunning pirate ever to sail the seven seas!!!!!!!

.. o and will too.

BUT I LUV JACK!!!

" thank you commodore for getting us ready to make way! we would have had a hard time getting it done all by ourselves!"

"..what a man can do and what a man can't do so i ask you.. can you sail under the command of a pirate.. . becuase i can't sail this ship to tortuga all by my onesome savvy?"

jack sparrow by Charlie (i'm a grl...that would be freaky if i was a guy..) November 15, 2003