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Jablonski

A Jablonski can be a male or female, of any nationality and above the age of 10. A Jablonski is someone who fucks something up. They will make you do things twice, they are also the reason why we have so many fuck ups in the world in many different aspects of life. Jablonskieizm is a term for Great Feets in Jablonski behaviour. To spot a Jablonski in it's natural habitat you have to look. Everyone in life has experienced a Jablonski in one point in time. To deal with a Jablonski requires great patience and skill. Sometimes you have to become a Jablonski to deal with a Jablonski effectively. To de - Jablonski someone is to teach them a lesson so that they will learn not to do what they did again. I coined the observational term Jablonski and Jablonskieizm back in 1994 when i first experienced them in high school.
Smooth move Jablonski. You Fuckin' Jablosnki. Is your last name ongsty? No it's Jablonski. Jablonskiiiiiiii,
by Jabloney February 3, 2015
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Jablowme

The name given to some one who is a master of the googe
He is such a jablowme
by The googe master June 14, 2018
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Jabloasted

A word usually used in gaming context where an opponent gets totally obliterated.

In other words they get rekt
Player 1: Yo come on man peak me.
*Gets headshotted
Player 2: Lmao get jabloasted.
by Tyname January 22, 2020
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Haywood Jablowme

This sounds like a person's name but in reality it's just another way of asking a woman to blow you.
Jimmy comes home late after drinking with Larry and his wife says "who where you drinking with?" Jimmy's answer is Haywood Jablowme! Then his wife drops to her knees and blows him.
by JoeyBomm April 10, 2023
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Jablonski

Huge ball of crusty jizz in your jizz bib.
"Man, when I rub my Jablonski, it's like Christmas!"
by ed hart May 8, 2006
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jablowme

a term used by the cheapest ass white hoes on the streets. this is a term not by black pimps who get all the hoes
"yo jablowme" :hooker
"hell nah u slut "The black authority
by KONDOR&DEFFAY August 1, 2008
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Jablonski

When someone has a lack of skill in a certain subject.
"Look, he can't drive a truck, what a Jablonski!"
by MuddySock March 26, 2017
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