Jabetis

When the word "diabetes" is said in a Filipino Accent.

"Too much sugar can give you diabetes" is now "Too mutz soogar can gib you jabetis"

by Jabetis November 11, 2013

jabbe

Jabbe is a universal word used by uneducated primates from mississippi while ordering slaves (niggas) around in the fields.

Could you please pitch those jabbies on the compost heap?

by Anonymous September 8, 2003

Jabber slapper

when you have a girl laying down, and u crouch over her face and she has your balls fully in her mouth. While ur balls are fully in her mouth, you take ur boner, pull it up, and let it fling down and slap her face. That is a jabber slapper.

CAUTION:
This can be dangerous, as it can cause an unwanted reaction, making the girl bite your balls off.

Dude, the jabber Slap i gave Konica left a welt on her face. Needless to say, she is pissed.

Yesterday, when i gave my girlfriend a jabber slapper, the tip of her nose impacted with my penis pretty hard. It still hurts.

by gettinthatfosho August 29, 2009

A Sloppy Jaben Brown

When two men are in 69 position, the man on top shits on the man on bottoms head as he cums. Also search for a jaben brown

After a huge party Joshua wanted to give Perry a sloppy jaben brown, Perry refused.

by Demetriusdomiko May 30, 2019

Jabbercotting

a 32 oz drink from QuikTrip mixed with any kind of liquor you can find.
-or-
conceal drinks anywhere and everywhere

Parties with no booze we sure as hell gonna be jabbercotting

by movesherbodylikeacyclone June 16, 2009

Jabero

To become extremely aggitated or angry over seemingly nothing. Can be used as a noun, i.e. going jabero, verb jaberoing, or adverb jaberoly.

When drinking, Chris tends to go jabero when he doesnt agree with someone.

by DirtyAl November 11, 2012

jabbering

The action of running ones mouth aimlessly about no important topic

Tom was jabbering to megan

by Macetom1122 March 2, 2017