Javascript

Only useful for hiding stuff. That's pretty much it.

Javascript is like a bad version of white-out

by Rie November 11, 2003

Javascript

The woke language, wokeScript, used by developers and "engineers" who often have purple/pink/green hair, pronouns in their cringe twitter, and talk about the lack of representation and diversity within the Python community. Heck, the military and the plumbers might need your care for representation.

Some proof that is a shitty language/ecosystem:
- A lot of js tools had blm cry me a river banners in the fad of the 2020. Remind me of the loser german soccer team that went woke and lost shamefully to the world by mixing(forcing) politics.
- People who did humanistics/arts/oceanography degrees then took a 6month ass bootcamp will unavoidable study js and now be the new era of highly qualified "engineers"

1. they: I'm an engineer and JavaScript is my favorite language.

person: you mean wokeScript? that is lame

they: yeah, ...you're right, I just took a #wokecamp in my defence all languages have javascripted by now,

person: you're right, last time I check the inclusive pyladies policy saying " (to men:) that you are not heard more or taking more space than others in discussions and question sections" sound about fair, ever hear of "men" conferences being only for men? of course, me neither, suck it up freeloaders
2. I'm a full stack developer, using wokeScript as my main t💩ol
3. Hey, check my woke portfolio at trinary.woke

by diversityInYourAss January 16, 2023

javascript

A web developing scripting language
Also one of my favorite programming languages <3
It can be used in the browser and is very easy to learn
So you can pretty much use it anywhere
And its fast and supported with pretty much every browser

guy 1: hey you know javascript?
guy 2: yes!! it is the best!!!
guy 1: ikr!!!!!

by ehhhhhhh.... March 4, 2021

JavaScript

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JavaScript is a language which may contain a bit too many semi-colons. Thanks

by JavaMan1234572372390198743 October 25, 2019

Javascript

The hardest language of code

Fuck Javascript, I wanna learn BrainFuck

by Reflex03 February 1, 2023

javascript:void(0)

What you just did. You were tired and your clumsy hand dragged one of the buttons above the Search Bar into the Search Bar. Don't worry, we've all been through this.

"- How tf does it know??"

You, right now in front of your screen after having accidentally searched for "javascript:void(0)".

by pragmatic moron June 6, 2020

javascript:void(0)

What you just saw when you dragged a UI element into the search bar. This happens because web developers really like to use the HTML <a> element for buttons instead of the actual <button> element. You can give the element functionality by listening for its click event and doing things then, but the <a> element is intended for creating hyperlinks and as such won't work without a set href attribute (AKA the link that you are taken to when you click on it). Therefore, you can use the void JavaScript operator, which will return the value undefined. If the browser is told to go to undefined, it will just keep the current page open. void will also evaluate its operands first, so <a href="javascript:void(alert('you clicked me'))">click me</a> would show "you clicked me" when clicked, but most people would just use javascript:void(0) and alert "you clicked me" on the click event, as said before. Urban Dictionary uses the javascript:void(0) technique for some of its UI elements, so when you just dragged the browse (or categories, or cart) button into the search bar, and I know you did, its href attribute was copied into the search bar, and now you're looking at javascript:void(0) and contemplating your life choices.

guy 1: god fucking damn it i just dragged a ui element into the search bar and searched for javascript:void(0), thats so annoying why does it even happen

guy 2: it happens because people cant use the <button> element and have to use <a> for some reason

by rtxmorshu February 2, 2021