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Itamar is a filthy Jewish boy If you see an Itamar, RUN. He has a fat penis, a lot of money, and controls the economy and Hollywood. If you add a Daniel into the mix you will get a Super Itamar. If you achieve 2 Itamars you will get the ultimate Itapita, although it will only have one penis. Itamar is of greater power and is not human. Be afraid of Itamar!!!!!
Boy 1: Bro I wanna unleash my inner Itamar

Boy 2: I'm gonna touch you.
Itamar by Littleweiny22 January 30, 2025
He is not sexy nor is he hot, he is a phony and it's all a facade made by other people so he can break up with them. If you see a guy named Itamar, go into an alley with him and strangle him by which humanity will never see him again. He will be the bane of the universe and by extension the octoverse if we don't stop him in his perilouse rampage of memery. This comes to show why school is still around.
Guy 1: Hey I met a really cool person!
Guy 2: Oh what's his name?
Guy 1: Itamar.
Guy 2:"takes out a rope"
Itamar by Badaboy88776@ March 25, 2025

Itamar Isler 

very very very sexy guy, all the girls love him. he has 4 balls and a very big dick. he is a good friend and I wish I was like him.
Itamar Isler by anonymous December 9, 2021

Dirty Itamar 

Masturbated over a fictional character which could be mistaken for a nine years old child
He pulled quite the Dirty Itamar on Venti from Genshin Impact
Dirty Itamar by Tomato36 August 31, 2021

Dirty Itamar 

Pulling a Dirty Itamar can be classified by masturbating to a young fictional character, then nutting into the air and catching it in your mouth.
OMG LOOK!!!! MICHAEL IS PULLING A DIRTY ITAMAR ON THAT ONE WIZARD GIRL FROM KONOSUBA!!!
Dirty Itamar by NotImportant694200 February 26, 2024
If you know an Isamar you should feel special. A confident girl who acts like she doesn't care but does. She doesn't go with popular trends, not to say she isn't trendy. She makes her own opinion and goes with her own unique grain. Although she acts like she doesn't care and is never serious, treat her with respect and know that you'll get the same back.
Jenny: Hey, I met Isamar last night at a party, she was so funny!
Dylan: No way! I saw her too, she was!