delivery fries

when your friend asks you to pick up food for him, you can get yourself some fries and he has to pay for it. its like payment for delivering him his food

chip: sarina, thanks for picking up these hot wings. they're amazing
sarina: no chip. thank your for these delivery fries

by jay the matador October 14, 2009

cockroach delivery

A common practice seen during Pandemic Life where hole-in-the-wall dive restaurants deliver their regular filthy food, complete with their regular cockroaches, to your door.

Hey you guys, Gino’s has contactless cockroach delivery; lets get us some calzones and pizzas!

by Dr Bunnygirl May 30, 2020

freebirds delivery

The delivery service that brings infamous Isla Vista Freebirds food to the drunk and high students of UCSB. They have a $20 minimum which drives everybody insane and they ride their bikes around like it's the Indy 500. (They deliver via bicycle.)

Kazzzoooooommmm!

"Who was that riding at 100 MPH and smelling of delicious nachos?"-Some Dude

"Probably the Freebirds Delivery guys"-Some Dude's friend.

by ucsbmatt January 5, 2009

delivery room

Synonymous with 'bathroom'. The place you go to deliver a food baby.

Taco Bell gave me a food baby miscarriage. Better bring a mop to your delivery room.

by chandizl January 8, 2009

special delivery

when you take a dump on somebodys front steps, or on their property, especialy their mailbox.

i hate that fucker down the street so we gave him a special delivery last night.

by nick, aka "toast", aka "sir charles", aka "crazy ass mafia italian boy" March 2, 2004

Delivery Fee

A portion of drugs taken from the hookup you just gave someone you barely know.

CJ just handed his douche bag friend my number like an asshat, and the dude doesn't even have a car. Looks like I'm charging that queer a Delivery Fee. *pinch*

by king_bloint420 August 26, 2009

The Christmas Delivery

Once the man passes the point of no return he man shouts 'Come dasher come dancer come prancer come vixen, come comet come cupid come dunder come blixem' and as he sprays his messy load he punches her in the nose and shouts 'guide my sleigh tonight'

Last night the Christmas delivery arrived and now my wife needs a nose job

by Fogt December 16, 2017