Ishmael

Ishmael normally referred to as Ish, is a guy you'd want to have behind your back. He is Tall, smart, sexy, sporty, kind, generous, encouraging, attractive, strong, has great handskills, funny, trustworthy, loyal and a great friend. You gotta love him!

*Ishmael walks into the room*
Zoe: "Hey"
Amy: Back of bitch, he's mine"

by sahdoode August 24, 2016

Isheep

I person who couldn't be bothered to do research before buying a phone.

Person 1: "hey guys I got the new iPhone "
Person 2: "what an isheep"

by NotSaltyPerson June 10, 2015

Isheep

Any apple user who roasts Android users with reasoning such as poor camera quality or the battery falling out (Aka features from a 2012 Android or $20 Wal-Mart Android). Furthermore, the typical isheep will always buy the lastest iPhone (almost always with a payment plan because they're so overpriced) no matter how much better and cheaper an Android is. The truth is iPhones are shit, they are fragile, lack customization, overpriced, lack storage space, have terrible battery life and let's not forget that they don't even have a headphone jack. All anyone ever pays for is the apple logo

Me- scrolling through my Instagram timeline
*Sees Blockaye posted yet another isheep meme
Me- I like this meme page, but he sure is. A part of the herd of isheep

by Drizzy D. June 8, 2018

Ishmel

-Is definitely a CAT person
-Caring and considerate
-Amazing friend and companion
-Trustworthy and honest

Ishmel is a wish that came true.

by urcute21219 February 9, 2019

Ishmael

Someone who never calls their parent anymore. They are most likely from Long Island.

"I have a son! His name is Ishmael, he never calls me anymore!"

by itsquinn September 29, 2020

iSheep

A person following the trend of technology by buying up every malfunctioning, piece of iCrap that gets put out by Apple.

Person 1: "Look at Kate with her new iPod nano."
Person 2: "But she only just got a new iPod a few months ago."
Person 1: "But now the iPod nano is the newest thing, so that old iPod is obsolete!"
Person 2: "What an iSheep."

by LaurenJ July 16, 2008

Ishmael

Ishmael is a sexy, cute human who doesn’t like to show emotions but when he does you are sure to smile. He is a great friend and girls love him

Wow look at that Ishmael he is so sexy

by Lily.abcdefg July 6, 2018