Ghetto iPod

When you don't own an iPod/mp3 so you listen to your favorite music before you go out to get it stuck in your head.

My ghetto iPod can only hold a few songs at once.

by ahahahahahano March 7, 2013

Isodating

Dating someone whilst following social distancing/self-isolation protocols during the coronavirus pandemic.

John: I've just started seeing this girl!
Craig: How - aren't you supposed to be in isolation?
John: Yeah, so we're isodating over the internet.
Craig: Nice.
John: Nice.

by Clikdapp March 19, 2020

iPod headphones

the headphones created by Apple, they are the biggest pain in the ass because they will tangle up even if you are not using your ipod.

Don't ever turn your back on your ipod headphones because they will tie themselves into a friggin' knot, or bundle up like a ball of yarn in Grandma's house.

by #1stunna' January 2, 2008

iPod Zombie

An iPod-using pedestrian (typically of New York) that unknowingly risks becoming street pizza by attempting to adjust the perfect song and volume intensity while wandering into the street/against the crosswalk signal.

My cabbie almost flattened an iPod Zombie on the way to the airport.

by The Fish November 24, 2006

iPod-Mini

Inspired by a joke from the film ‘Borat’, to iPod-Mini someone is to disingenuously give a seemingly generous or thoughtful gift or to cleverly manipulate the individual to purchase the item themselves that is meant to secretly ridicule the recipient/buyer, esp. someone with whom the present-giver/manipulator is actively feuding and endeavors to publicly disrespect.

Borat didn't hesitate to iPod-Mini his disagreeable neighbor when the opportunity arose: he publicly embarrassed and exacted revenge by purchasing an iPod classic for himself to make his neighbor jealous, which lead the ill-tempered old bird to unwittingly purchase a similar, smaller product for himself, singularly unaware that iPod Minis -- at least in Kazakhstan -- are for girls.

by 1<l10mmm October 28, 2016

iPod Brain

What someone has when they are able to know a song's lyrics instantly upon hearing it play, regardless of how old or unpopular it may be.

Friend: Oh snap, i know this song!!!
Friend: Dude, turn off your iPod Brain. You shouldn't know lyrics to this song.

by Breaston May 28, 2009

ispot

Pleasurable nexus of nerve endings stimulated only by purchasing things from Apple, inc. Able to receive instant bluetooth stimulation from Steve Jobs. Paralyzes critical thought centers in the brain.

Sarah could not speak as she opened the sleek packaging for her Macbook Air. She simply placed it on top of the various ipods, iphones, previous ibooks, imacs,mac minis, and her ol 7100. Then she sat back and let the device go to work on her ispot. She hadn't eaten in weeks, and a stale dead oder arose from her lower region.

by gateskeeper January 24, 2008