Cell-on

Noun. Similar to Hard-on
When your cell phone or ipod gets stuck horizontally in your pants, making you look ridiculous. Hilarious to everyone in room if whoever has a Cell-on is completely oblivious to it.

Joe walked into 7th period today with a cell-on. That or he has a dick shaped like a LG voyager

by manamanamanamanabing March 5, 2009

Cell

1) A place where prisoners have a bed and toilet and are locked up next to other cells
2) cell is short for cellular, cell as in cell phone means personal, your personal phone

1)

Prison guard: GET IN YOUR CELL!

Prisoner: OK sir.

2)

Guy1: hey dude can I barrow your cellular phone?

Guy2: don't you mean CELL phone?

by SkunkGirl February 26, 2019

cell

Mobile Telicommunication Device

Hey Bernie, is that a cell?

by tom logan February 13, 2008

Cell

A person with immense omounts of cellulite. A term used for overweight males and females.

A fat man walked across the street and I yelled, CELL!!!!
The cell ate my homework

by Dennis McPhearson January 11, 2008

Cell

The Basic Structure and functional unit of all organisms.

Im a cell.

by PSEUDONYM RSSBECCA November 29, 2018

Celle

Town and capital of the district of Celle, in Lower Saxony, Germany;
an affordable, sophisticated, ergonically-designed work chair that disassembles in five minutes and is 99% recyclable

700 year old fairy tale, half timberedCelle in Northern Germany is historic, medieval town often called the Rothenburg of the North.

by Hercolena Oliver July 10, 2010

is cell

interchangeable with "as hell"

you mad is cell.

by clmilette January 8, 2012