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irritection

A state of extreme irritation caused by malfunctioning technology.
Alex felt such irritection she opened the window and threw her computer as far as she could. She smiled her first smile of the day when she heard the sound of its obliterating crash onto the sidewalk six stories down.

When she feels irritection, her lips tighten, her eyes get buggy, and she mutters some phrase with the word pecker in it.

Theo felt intense irritection after spending three fruitless hours trying to sync his iPod with his new Blackberry.
by Doe Ray July 30, 2009
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Irrigate my cANAL

1. To irrigate ones anal cavity.
2. To fuck an ass.
3. Irrigate a canal.
4. Water the water.
5. What is a canal?
Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and then irrigated my cANAL."
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"I irrigated that girls cANAL so hard last night!"
by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021
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Irrigate my cANAL

1. What is a canal?
2. Irrigating a canal.... Watering water?

3. Anal sex without pulling out.
Irrigate my cANAL

"I just ate two bowls of beans and irrigated my cANAL."
"What is a canal? Please someone tell me."
"I just irrigated that girls cANAL!"
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Girl 1 "Why are you walking so funny?"
Girl 2 "Somebody just irrigated my cANAL.'
by Dexter Hulk January 28, 2021
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irrisputable

Absolutely, undeniably, incontestably, indisputably, definitely, incontrovertibly, totally, irrefutably, positively, to the nth power, no way that any other outcome could have conceivably happened.
"Turns oit i had irrisputable proof i was out of the country."
by Woofie August 26, 2012
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Irrifuckitating

1. adj. Irritating beyond the possibility of reasonable belief.

2. A person so mind bogglingly stupid that mere words cannot come near to expressing this stupidity.
My neighbor's windchimes are irrifuckitating.
by Ev. Genius May 14, 2010
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Irrit

Omg josh Newman is the biggest irrit
by The annonomus one April 27, 2017
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irritech

The quality of irritation caused by malfunctioning technology.

It's a modern phenomenon, a vexing emotional state brought on in the era of cellphones, iPods, laptops, and the need for four remotes when watching television.

Otherwise good and easygoing people morph into wickedness, profanity and despair when they enter the wired darkness that descends when they feel irriteched.
Sam was irriteched when his files failed to download onto his iPhone.

The new accounting program at work is so poorly designed it can irritech even the biggest geek.

It was irriteching as hell when the Blue Screen of Death appeared on my laptop just as I was about to show some producers the film clip of my new documentary.
by Doe Ray July 30, 2009
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