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Involuntary Tin Tin

A variation of the Tin Tin, a hair style named after the popular cartoon Tin Tin by Belgian artist Georges Remi (1907–1983), who wrote under the pen name of Hergé. The style gets its name from Tin Tin's signature wisp of hair in the center of his head combed into a singular horn shape or Tin Tin. The Involuntary Tin Tin differs from the Tin Tin in that the wearer is a gentleman who is left with little hair other than the central horn shape or Tin Tin leaving no other options but baldness or the involuntary Tin Tin.
His once proud Man Mane suffers from such a prominant widows peak he has no choice but to shave it off or rock the involuntary Tin Tin
by CaddAlec February 10, 2012
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involuntary plantslaughter

1.The unintentional killing of a plant, tree, flower, grass et al as a result of an omission or failure to perform an act when there is a duty to do so. 2.The killing of a plant without malice or premeditation. Not to be confused with herbicide.
Upon return from her vacation, Lauren was horrified to find that her cube foliage had become victims of involuntary plantslaughter while under the care of her Bestie.

Oh shit i forgot to water Dad's lawn when he was visiting Aunt Mary!!!! I will def be accused of involuntary plantslaughter.
by vikster2 April 15, 2011
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Involuntary mastectomy

A form of breast reduction or removal. Usually performed by an unlicensed surgeon using a machete in a dark room with no anaesthesia.
You can watch how to perform an involuntary mastectomy on your girl if you pick up Tears of the sun.
by Solid Mantis June 16, 2018
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involuntary moodslaughter

One of the many degrees of mood murder. If one is not intentionally trying to ruin someone's mood but manages to do so anyway with a stupid remark or a lame joke he is said to have committed involuntary moodslaughter.
Guy #1: Dude that dig about vegetarians was mood murder. you know my girlfriend is vegan.....

Guy #2: I had no idea she was sitting there. It was involuntary moodslaughter at best.......
by reddKarun July 23, 2010
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Involuntary nap

what inevitably happens after smoking large amounts of chronic bud, usually an Indica-dominant strain.
Dude, that shit got me so high I took an involuntary nap!
by The Lukester October 19, 2010
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when a facebook friend posts frequently enough that they come up your news feed, but since they come up on your news feed facebook thinks you want to see everything they post, therefore causing a spamming of said friends posts and resulting in involuntary facebook stalking.
person1: Man all I see is this person's post!
person2: Dude, why are you facebook stalking?
person1: It's involuntary facebook stalking, they just post so much!
by movement37 September 11, 2011
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Involuntary Fluffer

Someone that gets your cock hard without knowing they are having such a filthy impact on your day.

The involuntary fluffer can cause this by just walking by, a friendly smile or chat. The possibilities are endless as are the erections.
My new boss has no idea that she’s my involuntary fluffer.

The maid because my involuntary fluffer every Thursday.
by Dick Onchin October 12, 2020
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