super quantum unit intel processor

A Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor, or, SQUIP, is from Japan. It’s a grey oblong pill, quantum nanotechnology CPU. The quantum computer in the pill will travel through your blood until it implants in your brain and it tells you what to do. It’s preprogrammed, it’s amazing, speaks to you directly. You behave as it’s appraising, helps you act correctly. It helps you to be cool. It helps you rule...

“Hey, Jeremy, you need a Super Quantum Unit Intel Processor.”
“So...drugs?”
“It’s better than drugs. IT’S FROM JAPAAAAAAAAN!”

by Richard Goranski September 16, 2020

Urinal Index

A system for determining exactly how "low rent" a bar, restaurant or cafeteria is. To determine a business' standing on the URINAL INDEX, you throw some change into a urinal in the men's room. Every so often you check on it. If no one takes it, you may add some more. The LOWEST amount of change that it finally takes for someone to fish out the piss covered change is that business' score on the Urinal Index.
Originally invented at Darby's Oldtowne Armes, In Brampton Ontario.

Darby's was a 17 (cents) on the urinal index.

by archimedes579 May 16, 2010

video game integrity

Video game integrity is a term that existed in $60 AAA Games with no microtransactions/loot boxes to prove other greedy video game companies like Activison, EA, 2K, and others that video game pedophilia is not the way video games should be treated for the sake of revenue and investors. Sucker punch productions has shocked the Internet by surprise when they released a trailer of the multiplayer component for Ghost Of Tsushima, called Legends. It has gained a possible reaction and proven to have ended the PS4 era with a bang. Ghost Of Tsushima: Legends has proved that it's what the gamers truly wanted, a live service game without all the bullshit people has to spend money on shit like costumes or loot boxes. Also it is a way better experience than Marvel's Avengers or Ghost Recon: Breakpoint (More like Pussypoint) to be satisfied of the varieties of missions and enemies to take on. Video game Integrity is been with since pong is first developed in 1958. Let's hope it lasts a 100 years.

Gamer: Ghost Of Tsushima: Legends is the best multiplayer experience I've ever played since black ops.

Idiot: Uhh I believe Marvel's Avengers is a way better experience than some corny ass motherfucker samurai game about killing onis. That game has superheroes and shit. You high asshole?

Gamer: fuck that shit, it has no video game Integrity in it, only pedophilia.

Idiot: what the fuck is video game integrity? Or pedophilia? Is there a game about fucking pedophiles or something?

Gamer: *makes a bruh face*

by RavenTrooper January 26, 2021

Rose Index

The Rose index is a simple ratio that signifies the quality of available women in a given city.

The equation is derived off of observed 1-10 rating of people in relationships you view around town.

Quality of Woman / Quality of Man, with 1 being a base case where these two are equal.

The Rose Index is absolutely on fire in Russia! I see these absolute smokeshow 10's holding hands with these portly drunken 4's of men. That's a whopping 2.5 on the Rose Index!

by Esorja November 27, 2014

Integration Hell

When during integration that doesn't go smoothly (they rarely do) an engineer start questioning the life choices that got him into this mess.

co-worker: how is integration going?

engineer: I should have went to arts school. If only I wasn't so dependent on my fathers approval
co-worker: so... the usual integration hell?
engineer: I think the only way to fix this bug is to leave my wife, foreclose on the mortgage and move to maine to open a small bakery

by pizzamaster June 1, 2021

inexistence

non-existence. Theoretically it's impossible for this to exist. Therefore only existence exists. This is why we are here.

I can prove that inexistence doesn't exist.

by Bob October 28, 2003

integrity

Doing the right thing even when nobody's looking.

Jimmy showed his integrity by not looking at the answers to the test when every other cheating bastard in his class was passing them out.

by FF April 20, 2005