A Male Internet user who tries to distinguish himself as a picky opinionated person, especially in the field of observing women. When in actuality they are very desperate for women, and would fuck anything. Also said male is typically very unattractive himself.
It was obvious Trevor had Internet Male Syndrome when he observed a semi attractive girl and immediately disregarded her as hideous, despite her being out of his league
by BrettRobb July 10, 2007
Get the Internet Male Syndromemug. Also known as IPS, a disorder that women develop from years of posting pictures on the internet. Characterized by a weird pose that includes one hip turned to the camera, one hand on the hip, and a tilted head, with or without duck lips.
Pose may vary slightly from girl to girl.
Pose may vary slightly from girl to girl.
Dude one: Why does this chick make the same pose in all of her pics?
Dude two: She's afflicted with an incurable case of internet pic syndrome. Hit then quit.
Dude two: She's afflicted with an incurable case of internet pic syndrome. Hit then quit.
by koolstick February 15, 2012
Get the internet pic syndromemug. Internet Disbelief Syndrome or IDS is something that many internet users suffer from. The main symptom is a complete disbelief of any story, video, or picture viewed on the internet, regardless of how unremarkable they might be.
Person 1: I found a dollar one time on the sidewalk.
Person 2: Yeah, like that happened. *sarcastically*
Person 1: Sounds like you might have Internet Disbelief Syndrome.
Person 2: Yeah, like that happened. *sarcastically*
Person 1: Sounds like you might have Internet Disbelief Syndrome.
by Genius.IComeAnon May 12, 2014
Get the Internet Disbelief Syndromemug. "Wow, all of my Christmas presents were tiny. Were they supposed to be this small?"
"No, but I got them online."
"Well, I guess you suffered from internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome."
"No, but I got them online."
"Well, I guess you suffered from internet volumetric misapprehension syndrome."
by Jeetmaster9000 February 11, 2022
Get the internet volumetric misapprehension syndromemug. When you can't find the content your looking for on the internet and/or your freedom of thought is disrespected
by Monty.... November 16, 2021
Get the Internet syndrommug. Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome is a syndrome afflicting internet users, usually on Twitter. Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome refers to the mentality that one gains usually due to one or more of the following: A follower count of >1000, a decent fanbase, and 2-3 loyal dickriders on their social media. This is often an incurable syndrome, and can be combated with frequent bullying & ego checking.
“Bro, this guy told me I had to pay a cancellation fee for this video game commission.”
“He did? Bro must have Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome!”
“He did? Bro must have Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndrome!”
by slap8008135 January 29, 2024
Get the Niche Internet Microcelebrity Syndromemug. N.: A made-up syndrome describing one who creates new non-standard usages on the internet, in the hopes that it will a: be fresh, cool, funny, or all of the above; or b: find its way into common usage.
A: See this definition.
B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."
B: "What idiot would coin a patently bogus medical term? He obviously suffers from Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)."
by deficiency_of_damn June 19, 2011
Get the Excessive Internet Coinage Syndrome (EICS)mug.