iPad insomnia

... inability to/or sacrifice of sleep due to the obsession with your iPad

that damn iPad has turned Tom into a zombie.....dude never sleeps anymore...he clearly suffers from iPad insomnia

by t0mt October 1, 2010

Insomnia

A common health problem characterised by difficulty in either falling or staying asleep. It can occur on its own (primary) or as a result of another medical disorder, such as depression (secondary).

Insomnia can be debilitating.

by Doc_B April 16, 2015

Inanimate insanity

That awesome show on Youtube about the anthropomorphic objects in a game show to win $1,000,000 (FIRST EPISODE IS BAD)

I'm going to watch Inanimate Insanity on my iPad.

by Crystalizer66 February 18, 2019

Among Us Insanity

A newly identified mental disorder in which a patient repeatedly sees Among Us occur in normal objects. Examples include trash cans, fire alarms, lego pieces, and corporate logos. The plague has been silently spreading across the globe since November 2020.

Dude... everywhere I look, I only see SUS.

Same. Among Us Insanity has gotten both of us :(

by G0dz1lla March 5, 2021

Trucker Insanity

When a trucker guy or girl goes crazy from being in a truck for long periods of time, having to eat shitty food, and not knowing where the hell he/she is.

After only two days in the truck, Bob the trucker developd a severe case of trucker insanity; the truck smelled terrible because of all the greasy food he dropped, the seat was extremely uncomfortable, and he was in the middle of some random state with extremely cold temperatures without a jacket.

by arlingojo December 28, 2011

Birthday insomnia

Insomnia that occurs the day before your birthday. In the morning before your birthday tomorrow, you start to feel excited on the inside but not on the outside. In the nighttime, when you try to go to sleep you can't because tomorrow is your birthday and you stay up late that's where birthday insomnia mainly comes into play.

I can't sleep.
Why?
Because tomorrow is my birthday and when I try to go to sleep my body lets me stay up late.
Then you must have birthday insomnia.

by birthday insomnia December 8, 2017

Virtual Insanity

Virtual insanity is in the song 'Jamiroquai - Virtual Insanity',
The song says about how 'nothings worse than a man-made man'.

"Futures made of virtual insanity now"

by jaxisbestjackisnot May 30, 2019