1. N.: A phrase describing the unfortunate situation that arises when a large male member is liberally covered in lube, placed in the anus of a willing participant, thrusted in and out of said anus for upwards of five minutes (no less), then removed upon seminal emission, causing a swollen, inner tube like rectal prolapse to emerge, covered in a greasy substance composed of lube, sweat, and seminal fluid. It is considered appropriate to refer to this act as, "Givin' her (or him) the ol' greasy inner tube."
2. V.: The act of causing a greasy inner tube.
2. V.: The act of causing a greasy inner tube.
1. Sally: "Care to give me the ol' greasy inner tube tonight?"
Chuck: "What? No! Why the hell would I ever do that?"
Sally: "Well, it's either that or I bungie jump the cornfield."
Chuck: "...sigh, fine, I'll get the lube."
2. Chuck: "So, I greasy inner tubed Sally last night."
Mark: "Wow, really? I've always wanted to try that. How was it?"
Chuck: "Better than the time she made me snorkel the hot air balloon, that's for sure."
Chuck: "What? No! Why the hell would I ever do that?"
Sally: "Well, it's either that or I bungie jump the cornfield."
Chuck: "...sigh, fine, I'll get the lube."
2. Chuck: "So, I greasy inner tubed Sally last night."
Mark: "Wow, really? I've always wanted to try that. How was it?"
Chuck: "Better than the time she made me snorkel the hot air balloon, that's for sure."
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Get the greasy inner tube mug.A series of tubes that deliver information around the world via computer. Also known as internet or interwebs. Courtesy of Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska):
"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."
"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material."
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A series of tubes that move information around the world via computer. Not a dump truck, but a series of tubes. Also known by ignorant people as "the internet".
"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material." - Senator Ted Stevens (R-AK)
"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material." - Senator Ted Stevens (R-AK)
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Get the intertube mug.verb. (inner-tubing) Inner-tub-ing- When a man holds open his butt hole while another man shits down it.
This one time Hitler and I were fish hooking on a boat, while also getting kinky with some worms, and we began innertubing with him doing it down me.
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Get the Innertubing mug.Slang for the Internet, combining George Bush's "Internets" & Alaska Senator Ted Steven's description of the Internet as a series of "tubes".
I found it on the Intertubes.
by Sky Saxon April 5, 2009
Get the Intertubes mug.Exaggerated lips, such as those seen on an African. Also can refer to overdeveloped labia minora/majora, a condition which can develop on the vulva of a super-experienced ho, indicating a high-mileaged hole.
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"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material." - Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
"The internet is not something you just dump something on. It's not a truck. It's a series of tubes. And if you don't understand those tubes can be filled and if they are filled, when you put your message in, it gets in line and its going to be delayed by anyone that puts into that tube enormous amounts of material, enormous amounts of material." - Senator Ted Stevens (R-Alaska)
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