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Fresh Invite

Not being thought of when your friends plan on doing something fun. Being excluded from something when you had free time. NOT GETTING THE INVITE
Me: So what did you do this weekend?
Joshua: AYE i had lunch with Arianna Grande, Kersten and Viktor!
Me: FRESH INVITE!
by SexyBoy1994 September 20, 2012
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Initech

Initech is an evil software corporation with a broken printer in the movie Office Space run by Bill Lumberg.
Man I really hate waking up in the morning to go work at Initech.
by Rumsfield October 22, 2008
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conjugally invite

to solicit participation in an activity for the purposes of fucking the invitee
mike conjugally invited jeff to invest in his company

bernard madoff conjugally invited many prominent jews
by investor February 17, 2009
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innitersz

a super famous inniter, possibly the coolest person to walk this earth.

- cool
- really cool
“have you seen innitersz’ new post???”

“yeah, it was really awesome and funny and true. (NOT CLICKBAIT!!!)”
by jiggybugs August 30, 2021
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courtesy invite

An event invitation sent to someone solely for the reason that one feels obligated to do so.

For example, there are three roommates and you know two of them well. You may not know the third person as well as the other two--or you just don't like them--yet you feel obligated to invite that person too so things won't get awkward.
Cory: So who's on the invite list?

Bob: . . . Amber, Emily, Roxy--

Cory: I thought you didn't like Roxy . . . ?

Bob: I don't. But they're roommates, so I just sent her a courtesy invite so that things wouldn't get awkward.
by shoppingcartman February 27, 2011
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Ghost Inmate

Fled undetected. Abandoned the person who helped you escape.
by NovumPhoenixDuck October 17, 2020
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filthy inmate

Sexual encounter in a public facility, involving 2 men. The catch is, that one man must deficate, while the other dips his tool in the excrement, & uses it as anal lubricant.
I went to the local YMCA for a swim, and afterwards, I couldn't shower because the stalls were so defiled from someone taking a filthy inmate a couple of minutes earlier.
by ralpho ralph March 1, 2009
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