Inflirtation

Using one's coyish charm to penetrate a situation

Meaghan's affable charm with the bouncer gave way to her strategic inflirtation into the VIP area.

by MayGu February 18, 2010

infartuation

Refers to a feeling of strong amorous attraction to another human that causes one's colon to inadvertently produce a sizable expellation of methane. Similar to asspirations, but not necessarily with the accompanying desire to be given ass by the sought-after individual; the farter may simply want to hold hands, cuddle, and otherwise "be close" with the admired person.

I had a major infartuation with Tiffany when I first laid eyes on her, and I was afraid that she would be turned off. But fortunately we were outside at the time and there was a lot of noisy traffic, so she never noticed my anal indiscretion, and thus she was totally cool with letting me chat her up and hanging out together for a while.

by QuacksO January 10, 2016

Inflatuation

An unnatural attraction to the smell of someone else’s farts

His inflatuation started when she first ate cupcakes

by Squarewave September 21, 2018

Infartuation

sweet, ass-ionate love at first shite.

As I gazed longingly and lustfully at Chad's firm ass, I was smothered with primal infartuation. You could sense the attraction. It was palpable. Magnetic. Life-changing.

by roboticArrow January 22, 2020

Inflatuation

: a feeling of foolish or obsessively strong love for farting, admiration for farts : strong and unreasoning attachment to flatulence

The smell only added to his inflatuation.

by Smokymajor January 19, 2024