Influencer

A makeup, hairstyle, or fashion blogger who is instafamous only on Instagram or buys "followers" and "likes" and gets free products from companys who fall in their trap of fake fame.

Jeff: "So, what do you do for a living?"
Becky: "Im an influencer, I have 200k followers."

by Nat tuh lee May 19, 2017

Social Media Influencer

A jobless shithead who testifies his joblessness by means of shitty posts and ideas to brainwash other dumbfucks into believing his futile shit.

My younger brother lost his job 5 years back. These days he calls himself a Social Media Influencer.

by Call Me Daddy2307 August 13, 2018

Influencer

A prominent figure on a social media platform whom generally exchanges financial instruments or special benefits for endorsements; Influencers are not averse to blackmailing, threatening, and denouncing businesses should their demands be met with resistance.

See also: Freeloader, Attention Whore, Blackmail, Threats, Denouncement, Entitled, Spoiled, Unethical Behavior, Occupations for Middle School Dropouts with GPAs Below 2, Trash, Whore, Trash Whore.

Example

Person 1: So are you up to these days?

Person 2: Well I'm officially an influencer with 50,000 followers on Instagram.

Person 1: Have you ever thought of seeking professional help?

by Jackwerks01 April 9, 2020

Facebook Inflation

To "like" your own comment or status in order to increase its chances of showing in your friend's news feed.

Ray: I just liked my own status and now it's in your "top news."
Rash: Wow, man you're a snake.
Shah: Na man, that's Facebook Inflation right there

by lafayette69 June 23, 2011

social media influencer

A photogenic THOT taking selfies while being used by corporate sponsors to sell you stupid shit you don't need because people have become immune to normal commercials. They are typically followed by SIMPS who think if they like her pictures and comment enough or send her more money that she will notice him and fall in love with him. In secret she hates these men and mocks them to her chad boyfriend. They are too self absorbed to have kids of their own. When they die no one typically cares for longer than it takes to read the article.

I THINK THAT SHE'S A SOCIAL MEDIA INFLUENCER ON INSTAGRAM.

by Seta-San December 1, 2020

D'inflation

In sports, the inflation of a player's per-game statistics as caused by a particular style or system of the coach they are playing for. See: D'Antoni, Mike

"The only reason he averaged 24 points and 10 assists is because of Don Nelson's offensive scheme. His numbers were a result of shameless D'inflation."

by Sports Guy Fan April 1, 2009

Patriot Inflatables

Inflatable statues of dead white folks on pedestals to be used at picnics, in the pool or on the Fourth to express patriotism once the real ones are permanently wiped from involuntary view and are nestled safely inside special museums.

I brought all my Patriot Inflatables to my family reunion and let me tell you something, they were a big hit!

by Dr Bunnygirl July 4, 2020