Incels

No they fucking don't bitch. Incels do not make their sexuality their identity in a way that the fucking breeders do not and if the women are fucking the fat-cocks exclusively up to a retard in-fucking-stead of me then I ABSOLUTELY have a God-damned right to be disgruntled about.

Hym "No. Nonono. Every song, every movie, every television show is about you cocksuckers fucking eachother. And you act like your whole identity doesn't revolve around BEING AN ATHEIST. You motherfuckers don't have profound, multidimensional public-personalities. I HAVE THAT. So much so that literally hundreds of characters about me at this point."

Breeder "But my wife only fucks the best men! See!? I'm the best man! And my kids! They are suuuuuuper important to eVeRyBoDy! Right guys? Right or I get to kill you? Guys?"

Hym "You see what I'm fucking talking about? I didn't even know what an incels was until 7 years ago. So, no. Get the fuck right out of here with that. You know how many times I've had to sitband listen to 'By boyfriend blahblahblah... My wife blahblahblah... My kids blahblahblah!" 👈 THAT is YOUR sexual identity and it IS at the forefront of your identity. All of ya! IN ADDITION TO 'Incels this! Incels that! They need to be more like me even though I'm a retarded piece of shit!' It just never ends with fucks. But MY identity revolves around my sexuality. Or lack thereof. Sure. Sure bud."

by Hym Iam July 13, 2024

shun of incels

A group of incels.

From Unite the White in Charlottesville. He got separated from his shun of incels, got surrounded by functional adults, then stripped to cover up the fact that he was marching and also probably shat himself thoroughly.

by M0nkyman November 15, 2018

Angry Incels

And the only reason you're not a dirt poor mandingo is that you stopped using your own defunct mind and let me dance you around like the puppet you are.

Hym "And if I catch either of you praising that cripple again the only virgins you're going to get in heaven are going to be angry incels who are stronger than you as a matter of default."

by Hym Iam August 12, 2023

A bunch of incels

Ha! Hahahahahahahaha!

Hym "Ahahahahahahaha! The look on the chicks face when he says 'A bunch of incels' is fucking PRICELESS."

by Hym Iam July 27, 2023

Incel creche

An incel creche is any online space populated almost entirely by incels, where they can hang out to chat, and feel safe to be their true selves, trade in-jokes and outrage, and to be free from any risk of challenging ideas or criticism.

If you're in-game chat stream is full of bile such as tirades against minority representation, rants that diversity is destoying gaming, homophobic slurs, or outrage at the "woke nonsense" that results ina having a female NPC in a non-sexual role, then you may have accidentally wandered into the incel creche.

"Yeah, I was watching Michael does Life's live stream of Gamescom, but had to kill the live chat - when the Call of Duty preview showed that female sniper it was clear from the misogynistic ranting that I'd stumbled into the incel creche"

by RobertAntonWilson August 27, 2021

Bus Incense

n. A cigarette. Particularly when standing at a bus stop waiting for a bus. Invariably as soon as the bus incense is lit, before a second puff can be enjoyed, the bus appears.

Damn, its cold on this corner and I've been waiting 15 minutes for the bus. I wish I still smoked coffin nails because I would light some bus incense and it would be here in like 10 seconds flat.

by homoguytom January 16, 2013

Pseudo-incest

Sex with someone with a familial relationship, but no blood relationship. Sometimes treated as incest in the law, but not as much of a taboo subject in common society.

"Dude, she's not my mom! She just married my father."
"So that's pseudo-incest. Still illegal in this state."

by Stevarooni September 11, 2016